Things that irritate the shit out of you

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:People who get on the bus in front of me, and then start fumbling in their pockets for money.

Have it ready, you dick.

While I've never been on a bus, this sort of thing bugs me at the supermarket checkout.

It's as if it's a surprise to some people that they actually have to pay for the stuff in their trolly.

And then, once they've paid, they spend 20 minutes putting coins/cards back into their man purse holding the queue up again.

In a similar vein, women who buy clothes, then discuss them with the woman on the checkout.

'That's nice isn't it.
'Yes, you can wear it on any kind of occasion'
'Do they do it in 16?'
'I think so, our Amanda got one yesterday,and she's a 14, but she usually gets a 16 for comfort'.
'I prefer cotton in this weather'.
'Ooh so do I. They say this heatwave could go on for weeks.'

I've only got a Lucozade and a bag of fucking crisps,stood there like piffey,while these two windbags on legs prattle on about dress sizes and the weather.

I ended up going to the self service checkout,even though there was a queue. I hate shopping.

You could have joined in and discussed your fave slippers.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:You could have joined in and discussed your fave slippers.

I don't discuss my slippers at supermarket checkouts.

I have a focus group.

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:People who get on the bus in front of me, and then start fumbling in their pockets for money.

Have it ready, you dick.

While I've never been on a bus, this sort of thing bugs me at the supermarket checkout.

It's as if it's a surprise to some people that they actually have to pay for the stuff in their trolly.



And then, once they've paid, they spend 20 minutes putting coins/cards back into their man purse holding the queue up again.

In a similar vein, women who buy clothes, then discuss them with the woman on the checkout.

'That's nice isn't it.
'Yes, you can wear it on any kind of occasion'
'Do they do it in 16?'
'I think so, our Amanda got one yesterday,and she's a 14, but she usually gets a 16 for comfort'.
'I prefer cotton in this weather'.
'Ooh so do I. They say this heatwave could go on for weeks.'

I've only got a Lucozade and a bag of fucking crisps,stood there like piffey,while these two windbags on legs prattle on about dress sizes and the weather.

I ended up going to the self service checkout,even though there was a queue. I hate shopping.

Norpig

Boggersbelief wrote:Norpig

 right back at you dickhead 

People who claim to be ITK but just scour the internet for shit rumour sites.

Angry man

People who hog the remote and keep flipping channels.

Boggersbelief wrote:Angry man

you started it Walter 

Mariachi bands.

Already been mentioned but....

drivers who do not indicate
drivers who think driving at 50+ in a 30 zone is acceptable, especially when they crash into my fiancée's car and her car is written off, because of their stupidity!
drivers who thinks they ought to be in front of buses, no matter to the cost of their lives and bus passenger lives 
drivers who completely ignore Highway Code 223

Two things:

a) sullen teenagers who wander out in front of your car and dare you to run into them. One day someone will, and

b) fruit you buy with  the label 'Ripen at home'. It never does and then you have to throw it out

Two things:

a) sullen teenagers who wander out in front of your car and dare you to run into them. One day someone will, and

b) fruit you buy with  the label 'Ripen at home'. It never does and then you have to throw it out

FFS- I've done it again-posted something twice!!

People that keep double posting. Bloody attention seekers!

People who leave litter on buses

Noisy eaters! Noisy breathers! People making noise in the cinema.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Noisy breathers!

Spoilsport, I enjoy ringing your number.

Oh it’s you!  Get yourself some tunes, they make you breathe more easily.