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Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do.

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BoltonTillIDie

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doffcocker wrote:People calling calling bread rolls "flower cakes".

You think cake, you think sweet. Bread rolls are supposed to be savoury.
It's barm cake. At least that's what most People from Bolton call them.



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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I worry that I've lost the ability to open a simple packet of biscuits.

'Pull here' it says on the packet. Yet however hard I pull at the little red tab,nothing happens.

Without fail,I have to resort to chopping the whole packet in half with a carving knife.

Cream crackers also end up under the blade. Is it just me?

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

doffcocker wrote:People calling calling bread rolls "flower cakes".

You think cake, you think sweet. Bread rolls are supposed to be savoury.
They're not bread rolls, they're Barms. 

You're as bad as the flour cake brigade.

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

What about a scotch morning roll? Razz

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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boltonbonce wrote:

Without fail,I have to resort to chopping the whole packet in half with a carving knife.
Jesus Bonce, bit drastic. Just open them like a packet of crisps. 

A carving knife......  :facepalm: Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:
boltonbonce wrote:

Without fail,I have to resort to chopping the whole packet in half with a carving knife.
Jesus Bonce, bit drastic. Just open them like a packet of crisps. 

A carving knife......  :facepalm: Very Happy
I wish I could. It never works. I can't open cheese either. Shocked Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Smiley-with-sword

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

You should probably stay away from knives with your track record Bonce.....
Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Frank-Spencer

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Bwfc1958 wrote:
doffcocker wrote:People calling calling bread rolls "flower cakes".

You think cake, you think sweet. Bread rolls are supposed to be savoury.
They're not bread rolls, they're Barms. 

You're as bad as the flour cake brigade.


Sorry to disappoint but they're called teacakes in this part of the world.

If they have dried fruit in they're called currant teacakes.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:You should probably stay away from knives with your track record Bonce.....
Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Frank-Spencer
How dare you!
Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Frank-spencer-o

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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boltonbonce wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:You should probably stay away from knives with your track record Bonce.....
Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Frank-Spencer
How dare you!
Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do. - Page 2 Frank-spencer-o
Laughing

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I have been in New York since 1998 and never once encountered one-sided toast. I'll check from now on though and report back when it happens.

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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Copper Dragon wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:
doffcocker wrote:People calling calling bread rolls "flower cakes".

You think cake, you think sweet. Bread rolls are supposed to be savoury.
They're not bread rolls, they're Barms. 

You're as bad as the flour cake brigade.


Sorry to disappoint but they're called teacakes in this part of the world.

If they have dried fruit in they're called currant teacakes.
Yes, but in your part of the world, if you have sex with your sister, it's called a really good night. 

We call it incest.

Burnley might not be far away but it's definitely a different world.  Very Happy

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Laughing

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bwfc1958 wrote:
Copper Dragon wrote:
Bwfc1958 wrote:
doffcocker wrote:People calling calling bread rolls "flower cakes".

You think cake, you think sweet. Bread rolls are supposed to be savoury.
They're not bread rolls, they're Barms. 

You're as bad as the flour cake brigade.


Sorry to disappoint but they're called teacakes in this part of the world.

If they have dried fruit in they're called currant teacakes.
Yes, but in your part of the world, if you have sex with your sister, it's called a really good night. 
I can definitely confirm this cos that's exactly what she said when I had sex with CDs sister.

Sluffy

Sluffy
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I think you are going too far with the joke fellas.

Going on about incest and fucking a blokes sister, just because he supports a different team from the rest of us goes beyond simply having a laugh together in my opinion.

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

As i have time on my hands atm, I've been reading stuff about mindfulness. I'll save you the bother if you don't want to plough through the stuff, or pay exorbitant amounts for academic sounding titles as it all boils down to "don't sweat the small stuff" and "live in the moment". Not always easy to do, I too can pick up some little thing and worry away at it...my inner voice, which sounds uncannily like John Motson, commentates on the issue until I manage to drown it out...I hate worrying about trivial stuff, and my rather bleak thought is that a good way to stop it is when big stuff comes along to worry about.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Sluffy  i think Copper will take it in the manner it was meant to be taken, as a joke and nothing more. He gets a lot worse on here and keeps coming back

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
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Sluffy wrote:I think you are going too far with the joke fellas.

Going on about incest and fucking a blokes sister, just because he supports a different team from the rest of us goes beyond simply having a laugh together in my opinion.

I like Copper. One of the reasons I like him is the fact that I know he has a sense of humour. I wasn't accusing him of shagging his sister. It was just a joke about the town of Burnley in general. As Norpig said, I think he would take it the way it was intended, which is a joke and nothing more. I have the occasional little jokes about Boggers, Scott, kp etc but they take it the way it's intended. I don't agree with this business of being offended on someone else's behalf. If copper himself feels a line has been crossed I will gladly apologise. 

I've managed to offend two people recently which is unlike me normally. Anyway, that's enough of that. Now then, where's my daily mail.........

Boggersbelief

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Copper is a knob tbf

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