Trivial stuff that you shouldn't really worry about but do.

No it doesn't bother me, however, as long as folk know that the crude and childish jokes are quite boring now and that Blackburn and Preston fans have been saying them for years. 

Improper relations with sisters
Cast from The Hills Have Eyes
Drink from puddles
Six fingers
Throwing clogs at the moon
Washing clothes in the canal
Your mums your dad your interbred (clever them Blackburn fans)
No teeth
Dungaree wearing clampits

...... etc

Like a mucky routine from the 'hilarious' Des O'Connor.

I drink from puddles. Although not by choice.

You just wouldn't cycle through that in the first place. 

This is Bonce we're talking about.

When he sees water he's like a moth to a flame - I suspect he's part Labrador.

Just ask that tramp who had to pull him out of that pond recently.

He was more of a drunk than a tramp. But I take your point.