Bolton Wanderers Football Club Fan Forum for all BWFC Supporters.


You are not connected. Please login or register

Bolton Nuts » BWFC » Wandering Minds » Elf on a shelf anybody?

Elf on a shelf anybody?

+9
whatsgoingon
Bwfc1958
boltonbonce
gloswhite
wanderlust
finlaymcdanger
Boggersbelief
Sluffy
karlypants
13 posters

Go to page : Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next

Go down  Message [Page 2 of 7]

31Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:50 am

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

y2johnny wrote:Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 20161111
Credit where credit's due, excellent idea

32Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:44 am

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Went with your idea of a letter Johnny, it went down a treat. We had a small door that the elf came through with a load of fake snow around it that had elf's footprints in it. Looking forward to him getting uo to a bit of mischief now. Seeing as your an experienced hand at this elf on the shelf business Johnny, a few ideas would be gratefully received.  :like:

33Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:59 am

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

My eldest last night: 'Dad, we know Santa isn't real. We just pretend so that he, YOU, keep bringing presents'.

I'm going to have to step it up.

34Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:24 am

Guest


Guest

Ideas from last year

A tug of war with super hero figures
A makeshift hot tub with some dolls
Swinging on the chandelier with a speech bubble saying "i came in like a wreckingball!"

A treasure hunt (this one is my favourite)  put a clue at the top of their stairs and each one leads to the next until they find buddy and some chocolates.

Trapped by darth vader.
Got revenge on darth vader

I will try and think of some more we did Very Happy

35Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:50 am

whatsgoingon

whatsgoingon
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

finlaymcdanger wrote:My eldest last night: 'Dad, we know Santa isn't real. We just pretend so that he, YOU, keep bringing presents'.

I'm going to have to step it up.
Going back a few years my eldest did the whole Santa isn't real thing and we just trotted out the same platitudes but knew the game was up.
However the following year he went back to believing in him again, so I asked him about it and after a bit of interrogation I got out of him that the kids at school had told him you didn't get as many presents when you don't believe in Santa so if you pretend to believe in him you'll get more.
Kids are a lot smarter than we think.

36Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:11 pm

Guest


Guest

Im dreading this happening.  My lad is 7 now and with kids the way they are today this may well be the last one.  My worry though is him spoiling it for his little sister who is 3.  I dont think he would intentionally.

37Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:14 pm

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

my lad still believes (i think) and he's 9, i'm going to have to break it to him soon. Can't have him turning up for secondary school still believing  Very Happy

My Daughter is 5 so i'm like Johnny in wondering whether my oldest will spill the beans and spoil ot for her

38Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:50 pm

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

y2johnny wrote:Im dreading this happening.  My lad is 7 now and with kids the way they are today this may well be the last one.  My worry though is him spoiling it for his little sister who is 3.  I dont think he would intentionally.

Probably inevitable that he will be the one to spill the beans to her one day, johnny. In my experience the young 'uns are more inclined to just tell on their older sibling and believe Mum and Dad though. My youngest started writing his Christmas wish list to Santa in June.

39Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 1:53 pm

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You bunch of wankers!

Is he not real then?

46 happy years and it's all been a lie.

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, you set of bastards.....

40Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:01 pm

finlaymcdanger

finlaymcdanger
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Yeah, JOHNNY! Add a *spoiler alert* to the title before you ruin it for someone else.

41Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 2:05 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

My little niece was potty about the movie 'Babe'. As a veggie,I wasn't having any of it,and explained to her where her bacon came from.
My sister-in-law's life became hell from that moment on,and she's never forgiven me.
My niece,however,is now a happy and healthy veggie.

42Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:06 pm

Guest


Guest

Sooooo.....well excited for tonights effort.  Stay tuned and i will post once the kids are asleep and i have time to set it up Very Happy

43Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:49 pm

Guest


Guest

Here we go.........

Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 20161210

44Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:51 pm

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy

45Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:54 pm

Guest


Guest

Norpig wrote:you have too much spare time Johnny  Very Happy
Very Happy  only took me 5 minutes.  The only thing i hate is i dont get to see their faces as i set off for work too early.  I make out likes it a chore to the missus but i know all day tomorrow ill be thinking of something grand to do Smile

46Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:02 pm

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

47Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:38 am

Guest


Guest

tonight, greedy buddy has eaten a bag of chocolates leaving just a couple for the kids.

Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 20161211

48Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:47 am

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You need to sort that little red bastard out, mate; he's taking you for a ride.

Those chocolates should be for your kids, ffs!

I'd suggest this:
Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 113533

Or a shovel over his little, bastard head.

Which could also then be used to scoop his remains up and deposit them in the bin.

49Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:59 am

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

He has a really sinister look on his face

50Elf on a shelf anybody?  - Page 3 Empty Re: Elf on a shelf anybody? Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:15 am

Bread2.0

Bread2.0
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Agreed.

That's not someone I would be happy to allow access to my children's bedrooms.

Looks a bit shifty to me.

And his body language suggests that he's saying "Yeah, fine...stick me here if you like, in an awkward position with me arm stuck up in the air like I've broke it and it's not healed properly and now I've got a gammy arm but I'll get my own back back when you're in bed, ya bastard! 

"My plastic arse is getting rubbed right across your fizzog, matey boy!"

"You didn't close the kids' door, did you? Ha haaah, dickhead!"

It might take me a while, what with my tiny plastic legs an' all bit you're getting my shiny bum in your face."

"Smell my plastic!"

Or summat.....I dunno......I'm drunk.

Sponsored content



Back to top  Message [Page 2 of 7]

Go to page : Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7  Next

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum