Elf on a shelf anybody?

My little niece was potty about the movie 'Babe'. As a veggie,I wasn't having any of it,and explained to her where her bacon came from.
My sister-in-law's life became hell from that moment on,and she's never forgiven me.
My niece,however,is now a happy and healthy veggie.

Sooooo.....well excited for tonights effort.  Stay tuned and i will post once the kids are asleep and i have time to set it up

Here we go.........

you have too much spare time Johnny 

Norpig wrote:you have too much spare time Johnny 

 only took me 5 minutes.  The only thing i hate is i dont get to see their faces as i set off for work too early.  I make out likes it a chore to the missus but i know all day tomorrow ill be thinking of something grand to do

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tonight, greedy buddy has eaten a bag of chocolates leaving just a couple for the kids.

You need to sort that little red bastard out, mate; he's taking you for a ride.

Those chocolates should be for your kids, ffs!

I'd suggest this:


Or a shovel over his little, bastard head.

Which could also then be used to scoop his remains up and deposit them in the bin.

He has a really sinister look on his face

Agreed.

That's not someone I would be happy to allow access to my children's bedrooms.

Looks a bit shifty to me.

And his body language suggests that he's saying "Yeah, fine...stick me here if you like, in an awkward position with me arm stuck up in the air like I've broke it and it's not healed properly and now I've got a gammy arm but I'll get my own back back when you're in bed, ya bastard! 

"My plastic arse is getting rubbed right across your fizzog, matey boy!"

"You didn't close the kids' door, did you? Ha haaah, dickhead!"

It might take me a while, what with my tiny plastic legs an' all bit you're getting my shiny bum in your face."

"Smell my plastic!"

Or summat.....I dunno......I'm drunk.

I've informed the police. People need to speak out.

It's the same look kp has when touting for business.

In an uplighter jacuzzi hot tub with a santa clad mickey mouse this morning (mainly because i forgot and woke up at half 4 in a blind panic That i hadnt moved him!)

So tonight......watch this and then look at the pic.....

**Orientation Fixed**

Trapped in the newly put up decorations

(Thabks for fixing orientation  )

No problem. Fixed again.

Wonder if Johnny is doing this again for Christmas?

I used to enjoy his stories of what he used to do for his children.

Hope they are all well and having fun this festive season!