Elf on a shelf anybody?

I do this for my kids.  We have two elves one for each.  They was warring with each other at first but now they seem to be working together to cause chaos.

Some of ours from this year

First one....wrecking the tree

Candy dangling buddy from the edge of the wreath

Buddy torturing the new comer tied up over a lit flame 

Came in together nice enough

Candy trapping buddy

I bet the kids can't wait to see what happens next!

@Sluffy wrote:I bet the kids can't wait to see what happens next!

They enjoy it. Its a bit of fun isnt it.

Greedy little sods

I've not read this thread for some time, but have to say that these photos are really good. Inventive kids you have, and obviously enjoying it.  I'll have to start this with my grandsons when they're old enough, (might practice a bit first   )

Its us that have to be inventive gloswhite.  The kids think the elves are actually doing this stuff and then going back to the northpole every night to report on behaviour.

That's even better !  (I read it that they were competing as to who could do the best/newest one).

@gloswhite wrote:That's even better !  (I read it that they were competing as to who could do the best/newest one).

No, the elves are competing and being mean to eachother.  Apart from last night as they were hungry.

I nearly put them in one of my little girls dolls bed and made a fake fag for buddy to hold but thought better of it.

some of the adult ones are good...

Gray Gnomes wrote:

@gloswhite wrote:That's even better !  (I read it that they were competing as to who could do the best/newest one).

No, the elves are competing and being mean to eachother.  Apart from last night as they were hungry.

I nearly put them in one of my little girls dolls bed and made a fake fag for buddy to hold but thought better of it.

You'd have had some explaining to do 

@gloswhite wrote:

Gray Gnomes wrote:

@gloswhite wrote:That's even better !  (I read it that they were competing as to who could do the best/newest one).

No, the elves are competing and being mean to eachother.  Apart from last night as they were hungry.

I nearly put them in one of my little girls dolls bed and made a fake fag for buddy to hold but thought better of it.

You'd have had some explaining to do 

One of the first years i did it i put him in a hot tub (tupperware filled with cotton balls) with a naked barbie:)

Evil little bastard

ha ha ha

Its turning really nasty now......

Where will it all end?

Don't know why anyone puts up with these nasty creatures.

I dont think i posted what happened when i was doing it last year.

I decided that the elf was going to write all over my face and then sit on the fireplace with the marker in question.  All good, i dont mind making a bit of a div of myself.

Apart from the next morning we had a massive bang on the door at 7am i trundle to the door and fling it open only to be met by about 15 coppers looking for someone.   Im stood at the door arguing telling them ive never heard of this bloke and they are saying they dont believe me and who else is in.  I end saying hes not here go and mither someone else and slammed the door.  The missus is looking at me as i walk in the front room and her and the kids just burst out laughing.

I thought it was a strange reaction to have to someone who has just been arguing with coppers only to remember i had buddy was here 2017 and christmas is awesome and stars and holly all over my face.

What a dick head.

Turns out they had the right street and house number but the wrong area.

Probably checked with the mental health authorities first though 

I couldn't believe it. One of the coppers leaning on the wall was stifling his laughs i think which is why i thought it was a wind up or something.

Gray Gnomes wrote:I couldn't believe it. One of the coppers leaning on the wall was stifling his laughs i think which is why i thought it was a wind up or something.

This is the best laugh I've had all week!

Hang on i've heard this before from Johnny. Is Gray Gnomes Johnny?

@Norpig wrote:Hang on i've heard this before from Johnny. Is Gray Gnomes Johnny?

Bloody hell Norpig, you'd never make a detective. Can't believe you've only just made the connection.

@Bwfc1958 wrote:

@Norpig wrote:Hang on i've heard this before from Johnny. Is Gray Gnomes Johnny?

Bloody hell Norpig, you'd never make a detective. Can't believe you've only just made the connection.