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21Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Jan 06 2016, 10:52

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

okocha wrote:How is this even possible?? 

"An Indian teenager scored more than 1,000 runs in a single innings to set a new world record in school cricket.
Fifteen-year-old Pranav Dhanawade broke the previous record of 628 set by Arthur Collins in 1899 on Monday.
But he continued his innings in the HT Bhandari Cup inter-school tournament and reached 1,009 runs.
He smashed 59 sixes and 127 fours in 395 minutes before his KC Gandhi School declared the innings at 1,465 against Arya Gurukul School on Tuesday"
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I believe the other team were bowled out for 32 and 50 odd so it was obviously a bit of a mismatch.

22Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Jan 06 2016, 10:58

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

So England are now paying for that awful decision to declare and despite all the crowing after the first innings could even end up losing the match. Now 80 odd for 4.

Heads should roll if they f*** this up.

23Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Jan 06 2016, 11:32

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

wanderlust wrote:
okocha wrote:How is this even possible?? 

"An Indian teenager scored more than 1,000 runs in a single innings to set a new world record in school cricket.
Fifteen-year-old Pranav Dhanawade broke the previous record of 628 set by Arthur Collins in 1899 on Monday.
But he continued his innings in the HT Bhandari Cup inter-school tournament and reached 1,009 runs.
He smashed 59 sixes and 127 fours in 395 minutes before his KC Gandhi School declared the innings at 1,465 against Arya Gurukul School on Tuesday"
.
I believe the other team were bowled out for 32 and 50 odd so it was obviously a bit of a mismatch.


How come my 10 wickets for 3 runs didn't get in the world news?!
( Is there a Nuts award for modesty? Embarassed )

24Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Jan 06 2016, 12:03

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Guest

Six down now.

I fear the worst.....

25Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Jan 06 2016, 12:08

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looking forward to seeing what the supporters trust has to say tonight

26Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sat Jan 16 2016, 12:20

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

Another fantastic test!

Stokes and Root yesterday and Broad on fire right now.

Don't miss it if you can.

27Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sat Jan 16 2016, 12:24

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Tremendous stuff.

Broad's having another day like that one at Trent Bridge when he bowled the Aussies out on his own.

Fantastic!

28Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sat Jan 16 2016, 12:56

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

South Africa 47 for 7.

Tremendous stuff.

29Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sat Jan 16 2016, 23:39

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I've just watched the highlights and what great catches by Taylor and that's some catch at the end by Broad. It takes some doing does that for a big lad like Broad, brilliant.

When Broad has got the bit between his teeth there isn't a bowler in the world who comes close to the devastation he brings.

30Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sun Jan 17 2016, 20:10

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

He's big 
He's bad
He's better than his dad
Stuart Broad
Stuart Broad

Now the top ICC test bowler in the world, well done Broad..............


http://www.icc-cricket.com/news/2016/media-releases/91514/broad-becomes-number-one-ranked-test-bowler

31Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Mon Jan 18 2016, 10:40

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Was Skyping my cousin in Durban yesterday and asked if she needed me to bring anything for them that they can't get in South Africa when I visit next month. Her husband was visibly twitching when I suggested a cricket team. Now this blokes a biker who has little or no interest in cricket, but it's clearly a matter of national pride so if anyone has any spare "South Africa are shit at cricket" jokes I can take with me I'd welcome any contributions.

32Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Mon Jan 18 2016, 10:42

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Q: Where do South Africa batsmen perform their best? 
A: In advertisements 
Joke #19 
Q: What do you call a South African who can hold a catch? 
A: A fisherman. 
Joke #18 
Q: What is the difference between Cinderella and the South Africa cricket team? 
A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. 
Joke #17 
Q: What is the main function of the South Africa coach? 
A: To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. 
Joke #16 
Q: Who has the easiest job in the South Africa squad? 
A: The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. 

Joke #15 
Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? 
A: The entire South Africa team innings. 
Joke #14 
Q: Did you hear why the South Africa Cricket team does not have a website? 
A: They cannot string three Ws together. 
Joke #13 
Q: What is the South African version of LBW? 
A: Lost, Beaten, Walloped. 
Joke #12 
Q: What is the South Africa version of a hat trick? 
A: Three runs in three balls. 
Joke #11 
Q: What do you call a world-class South Africa cricketer? 
A: Retired. 

Joke #10 
Q: What does a South Africa batsman have in common with Michael Jackson? 
A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. 
Joke #9 
Q: Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the South Africa cricket team? 
A: The woman who irons their cricket whites. 
Joke #8 
Q: What is the height of optimism? 
A: A South Africa batsman putting on sunscreen. 
Joke #7 
Q: The South Africa bobsleigh team have asked the South Africa cricket team for a meeting. 
A: They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast! 
Joke #6 
Q: What do you call a South Africa player with a bottle of Champagne? 
A: A waiter. 

Joke #5 
Q: What do you call a South African with 100 runs against his name? 
A: A bowler. 
Joke #4 
Q: What is the difference between a South Africa batsman and a Formula 1 car? 
A: Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. 
Joke #3 
Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by South Africa batsmen? 
A: The walk back to the pavilion. 
Joke #2 
Q: What do South Africa batsmen and drug addicts have in common? 
A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. 
Joke #1 
Q: Why are South Africa cricketers cleverer than Houdini? 
A: Because they can get out without even trying. 

33Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Mon Jan 18 2016, 10:47

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!

Very Happy

That should be more than enough to tide you over Lusty. Might also get you twatted as well but don't let that get in the way.

34Cricket - Page 2 Empty Cricket. Fri Mar 18 2016, 17:28

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How the feck did we just pull that off?

Not that I'm complaining, obviously.

35Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Fri Mar 18 2016, 18:52

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Biggest run rate in the history of the tournament no less.

36Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Fri Mar 18 2016, 19:21

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Guest

We should all be very proud of our Irish, Zimbawean, Kiwi, English lads tonight.

37Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Fri Mar 18 2016, 20:33

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I know that most of us like our proper cricket but that was pure drama and very exciting to watch.

Little Joe Root with a scooping six.  afro

38Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Fri Mar 18 2016, 23:58

Hip Priest

Hip Priest
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Astonishing. The reports on Talkshite were ridiculing England's awful bowling performance and lamenting the fact that we were out of the tournament before it had even started. We were about 89 for 4 chasing 230. So I switched the radio off and never gave the match another thought. When they announced on the 7-30 news that England had won I was totally gobsmacked. Not really my type of cricket but I'll deffo be watching the highlights tonight.

39Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Sat Mar 19 2016, 00:24

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Guest

The bowling and field changes were poor.

Topley looked like a club bowler and when he dropped that catch it was obvious his head had gone.

Hope he comes back and does some damage.

Captain Morgan looked bereft of ideas after about 20 minutes when they were something like 90 for 2 with about 16 overs left.


All looked lost - I'd given up.

229 to win.

Great start from Roy and Hales but then it went a bit south for a bit with too many singles and twos.

But then suddenly they realised that we'd be the first Test Playing team to be eliminated and we got some massive shots, supported by Root's guile.

Right into the stands....For six.

We won't win it but they proved tonight that the batting line up can deliver.

40Cricket - Page 2 Empty Re: Cricket Wed Mar 30 2016, 17:25

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

England walking the semi 36 off 40 balls needed but just lost two quick wickets.

Radio commentary here -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cricket/35722502

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