Cricket

50 overs. They were playing Pakistan.

That is actually outrageous, it's carnage not cricket.

Nicely poised now.

It looked like we were going to lose an hour ago.

Now it looks like we're going to win.

Test match cricket's ace.

Ooh, the tension, every ball! Still anyone's game....Frayed nerves....

Poor bowling performance, should have had them out for 150 on this pitch.

We'll lose.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Poor bowling performance, should have had them out for 150 on this pitch.

We'll lose.

Oh ye, of little faith...

Looks like Whittam was sort of right with her prediction - She was just one test match too early.

Losing to Banglafuckingdesh.

The shame.......

Spineless performance, absolutely gutless. How hard is it to hit a cricket ball when someone is bowling it so slowly?

Utter twats.

The first time Bangladesh have ever beaten "a top side" in a test match. What a collapse by England!

I'm blaming those enormous flying insects that come out after Tea when the light starts to fade.

I couldn't bat with a horde of flies the size of sparrows dive bombing my helmet every thirty seconds.

Yeah, I'm going with that as an excuse.

Cracking run out by Temba Bavuma, Aussies v SA.

Another Boltonian to be proud of:- 19 year-old Haseeb Hameed, the youngest player ever to open for England, looking very classy against the top-ranked Test team in the world.

After the shameful batting collapse this morning it's time to clear out English cricket.

Cook has to go, Bayliss has to be deported back to Australia, and Straus shown the door.

Most of the team just don't have the bottle to play cricket abroad, absolutely pathetic. I've seen more balls at a feminist convention.

okocha wrote:Another Boltonian to be proud of:- 19 year-old Haseeb Hameed, the youngest player ever to open for England, looking very classy against the top-ranked Test team in the world.

What a very Boltonian name

born and bred in Bolton, didn't realise you were in the EDL Boggers?

He probably goes to KKK meetings with SK.

When did casual racism become acceptable on here?

I thought we weren't like that.

Disappointing show.

Oh what a surprise, norpig shit stirring.

It isn't a local name that's just a fact

Haseeb is probably a very common name in Bolton, Boggers. Perhaps not at your KKK meetings though.

check your facts before you start spouting casual racism, he is as much a Boltonian as you are. You just saw the name and the real you came out didn't it?