The Day I Shared a Lidl with Filip Twardzik

I know what you're thinking. What Bolton fan would know this fella if they fell over him?

He just happened to be dressed in the full training kit, wearing what I now believe to be his squad number.

Clearly the financial anxiety has well and truly set in throughout the football club. Perhaps I should have told him that they sometimes do a £5 weekend discount when you spend £40 or more.

First name on the team sheet in League 1

doffcocker wrote:I know what you're thinking. What Bolton fan would know this fella if they fell over him?

He just happened to be dressed in the full training kit, wearing what I now believe to be his squad number.

Clearly the financial anxiety has well and truly set in throughout the football club. Perhaps I should have told him that they sometimes do a £5 weekend discount when you spend £40 or more.

Why do all your stories happen in supermarkets?