Tipple

Me on the Artois  Nat probably on viniger

Coffee

Bottle number 3 (I think!) of Perlenbacher Pils Lidl stuff.

It's not bad actually.

Horlicks.

boltonbonce wrote:Horlicks.

You will be in bed any minute now then!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Horlicks.

You will be in bed any minute now looking at the back door then!

Mr Magoo wrote:

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Horlicks.

You will be in bed any minute now looking at the back door then!

Magoo!

People who drink Horlicks don't know what a back door is. Have I missed out?

I'm locked out anyway. I'm so unloved.

Even as a kid,my bath toys were a hair dryer and an electric fire.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm locked out anyway. I'm so unloved.

Even as a kid,my bath toys were a hair dryer and an electric fire.

Did they have to shock you to behave?

It's no joke KP. The Mrs was as bad. She was a serial adulterer.

I suspected something was up early on. Every time I came in from work the parrot shouted 'Quick,out the window'.

I deserve better.

Tea for me.

But not after half nine otherwise I'll be doing the Bathroom Shuffle every two hours throughout the night.

Had a proper drink once this year and felt shit for three days - not doing that again.

I've developed a taste for Irn Bru. Sugar free of course.

boltonbonce wrote:I've developed a taste for Irn Bru. Sugar free of course.

Steady on.....

You'll be wearing a skirt and trying to declare yourself independent if you carry that lark on.

Get some Dandelion & Burdock down you quick - proper English drink.

Breadman wrote:Tea for me.

But not after half nine otherwise I'll be doing the Bathroom Shuffle every two hours throughout the night.

Had a proper drink once this year and felt shit for three days - not doing that again.

I'm like that pretty much all day and that's just from my usual pint pot of tea in a morning.

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I've developed a taste for Irn Bru. Sugar free of course.

Steady on.....

You'll be wearing a skirt and trying to declare yourself independent if you carry that lark on.

Get some Dandelion & Burdock down you quick - proper English drink.

You've made me want some now. First job tomorrow when I go for the papers.

You just can't beat proper pop Boncey!

Alpine came round every Saturday when I was a kid. Had some good stuff.

Ginger beer in a big brown jug,and Pineappleade. Luvverly.

boltonbonce wrote:Alpine came round every Saturday when I was a kid. Had some good stuff.

Ginger beer in a big brown jug,and Pineappleade. Luvverly.

I remember the Alpine truck. We used to get Strawberryade!