Darren Pratley - BROKEN LEG! - OUT FOR 8 to 10 WEEKS!!!

Guest · 1 Darren Pratley - BROKEN LEG! - OUT FOR 8 to 10 WEEKS!!! Sat Apr 30 2016, 13:16

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I've been on Pratley watch during the first half and literally every time we've tried to string a passing move together, it's broken down within three seconds of him receiving the ball.

That's not me using the word literally like the kids do nowadays, I mean it in the, er......literal sense.

And when he's not in possession, he's giving away needless free-kicks.

In fact, whilst I was typing that last line he did it again and got himself booked.

He's fucking garbage and I wish somebody would give me 17 grand a week to be that shit.

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Captain curse strikes again

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....and again.

Fuck off, Pratley!

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Newell, garrett, holding, derik, clough

All putting the older players to shame. Newell been on two minutes and done more than pratley

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All he seems to know is just to go diagonally with the ball and try to keep hold of it for as long as possible.

Awful player, but also, what does he think the word "captain" even means? It seems the rest of the team are just expected to fight their own battles with the referee as he just doesn't get involved at all.

Natasha Whittam

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Pratley was one of our best players today, and has been in recent weeks. He's not in the team for his quality, he's there because he's an engine in midfield. I thought Pratley, Danns and Derik did an excellent job today.

Same old Bolton fans, we win and they're still fucking moaning. From their armchairs.

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Pratley was one of our best players today, and has been in recent weeks. He's not in the team for his quality, he's there because he's an engine in midfield. I thought Pratley, Danns and Derik did an excellent job today.

Same old Bolton fans, we win and they're still fucking moaning. From their armchairs.

Give it a rest you dick.

Engine or not, he gives the ball away with virtually his every touch. He wastes great chances and concedes needless fouls.

You've absolutely lambasted players in the past whose toenails Pratley isn't fit to cut.

You knobhead.

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There's nothing like a win to bring everyone together.

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doffcocker wrote:

Give it a rest you dick.

Engine or not, he gives the ball away with virtually his every touch. He wastes great chances and concedes needless fouls.

You've absolutely lambasted players in the past whose toenails Pratley isn't fit to cut.

You knobhead.

He was given the man of the match award. But of course a bellend like you knows better.

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I want to test something here:

Nat, what colour is the sky?

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Pratley was our WORST player today. By far. It was a twat performance from everyone other than him.

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y2johnny wrote:Pratley was our WORST player today. By far. It was a twat performance from everyone other than him.

Oh but some bloke on Sky voted him Man of the Match, so what do us 99% of Bolton fans know?

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doffcocker wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Pratley was our WORST player today. By far. It was a twat performance from everyone other than him.

Oh but some bloke on Sky voted him Man of the Match, so what do us 99% of Bolton fans know?

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doffcocker wrote:

Oh but some bloke on Sky voted him Man of the Match, so what do us 99% of Bolton fans know?

Depends what you mean by "us fans", seeing as most of the "fans" were out shopping when the game was being played.

So yes, I'll take the opinion of someone in the ground over someone who was in Asda buying XXXL underpants.

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Pratley MoM.....you've got to laugh!

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Breadman wrote:I want to test something here:

Nat, what colour is the sky?

Trick questions aren't always empirical, depending on what you are actually testing.

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Pratley works his socks off every game but he isn't very skilful and the forward passing from midfield in general was woeful. Problem is that I don't think we have another worker capable of putting in so many miles and so many tackles in the development team and we can't afford to buy one so I suspect Pratley will be seeing his remaining two years out.

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Who gives a shit what miles are put in. He could jog round the outskirts of the pitch for 90 minutes as a sub and be more useful

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y2johnny wrote:Who gives a shit what miles are put in. He could jog round the outskirts of the pitch for 90 minutes as a sub and be more useful

You didn't even go, your opinion counts for shit.

Every good team needs a engine. Hull have scored shitloads of goals this season yet couldn't get past us - thanks in part to Pratley, Danns and Derik.

People who know football know he was MoM.

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Who gives a shit what miles are put in. He could jog round the outskirts of the pitch for 90 minutes as a sub and be more useful

You didn't even go, your opinion counts for shit.

Every good team needs a engine. Hull have scored shitloads of goals this season yet couldn't get past us - thanks in part to Pratley, Danns and Derik.

People who know football know he was MoM.

I know football and I thought Derik was better.

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