Keith Vaz.

Pleasing to see Teflon has finally been well and truly caught with his pants down. How he ever got to be the Chairman of the Home affairs Select Committee is something I could never understand. Watching him pontificate on TV with his patronising, smug,  holier than thou attitude never sat well with me. The number of times he has been embroiled in scandal and managed to wheedle his way out of it is a scandal in itself. The catalogue of allegations against him, including fiddling his expenses, should have meant he was never suitable for high office, and yet, by often playing the race card, the powers that be turned a blind eye to his questionable behaviour. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Always considered him a smarmy git.

Peter Tatchel was defending him on Radio 4 this morning.

The thing I don't get whenever something like this happens is, these people are obviously not thick.

So they should know that being famous means that if you pay some bloke to nosh you off behind your wife's back, there's a fairly good chance it will come back and bite you on the arse.

If you need an orgasm that badly, stick some porn on your laptop and knock one out.

It's cheaper, achieves the same end result and doesn't expose you to being blackmailed / disgraced in the national press / divorced and taken to the cleaners by your mrs.

Why would you risk it?

Bread2.0 wrote:If you need an orgasm that badly, stick some porn on your laptop and knock one out.

Are you saying knocking one out is just as good as the real thing? I hope Mrs B2.0 isn't reading this.

Bread2.0 wrote:The thing I don't get whenever something like this happens is, these people are obviously not thick.

So they should know that being famous means that if you pay some bloke to nosh you off behind your wife's back, there's a fairly good chance it will come back and bite you on the arse.

If you need an orgasm that badly, stick some porn on your laptop and knock one out.

It's cheaper, achieves the same end result and doesn't expose you to being blackmailed / disgraced in the national press / divorced and taken to the cleaners by your mrs.

Why would you risk it?

The usual answer to that is arrogance, and a belief that they're untouchable

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:If you need an orgasm that badly, stick some porn on your laptop and knock one out.

Are you saying knocking one out is just as good as the real thing? I hope Mrs B2.0 isn't reading this.

It's better than sticking it up some young lads Gary glitter

whatsgoingon wrote:
It's better than sticking it up some young lads Gary glitter

Are you speaking from experience?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Are you saying knocking one out is just as good as the real thing? I hope Mrs B2.0 isn't reading this.

Sometimes it is.

It's quicker and easier.

Don't tell me you've never felt the urge at work and nipped into Trap One in the khazi's and had a quick rub.

We've all done it.

He might've trusted the bloke giving him the blowjob.

Yes.....that's kind of my whole point.

He was in parliament today for the debates on Brexit and selling arms to the Saudis, got to admire his bollocks to be fair many would have hidden away.

I take a pretty low opinion of people who cheat on their families though, hope his wife bins him so he can get on with nailing male escorts.

You'd have thought he'd seen enough standing members.

bwfc1874 wrote:got to admire his bollocks

Were you one of the escorts?

Hahahaha

Too obvious to be that funny Scott, have some standards.

bwfc1874 wrote:Too obvious to be that funny Scott, have some standards.

It was funny, pal, just laugh it off

You hang up.....no, you hang up......no, you hang up first....giggle, giggle, etc.......

It was smile funny not 'hahahaha' funny, I'm just trying to help your man out a bit, don't be jealous, just go with it.

bwfc1874 wrote:It was smile funny not 'hahahaha' funny, I'm just trying to help your man out a bit, don't be jealous, just go with it.

You're a brave man coming between Scott and Boggers.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:It was smile funny not 'hahahaha' funny, I'm just trying to help your man out a bit, don't be jealous, just go with it.

You're a brave man coming between Scott and Boggers.

Hahahahaha!

(Too much...?)