Rick Astley is a dick.

I had to drive Mrs B's shitty Polio earlier and the radio's tuned to Radio 2

And I had the misfortune to hear this abomination:




It appears he's found God.

Never Gonna Give You Up isn't an ironic, guilty pleasure, it's a solid gold, nailed-on, classic tune.

And it reminds me of getting off with a dead fit girl in the 6th form, so it will always be a winner in my mind.

But this is just hokey-pokey, God-bothering shite.

I urge you all to shun it (and him) from now on.

The knob.....

Fuck me, it gets worse!

This one's the new single apparently.

God "cures" the devil through the restorative power of dance:

I feel a Christmas duet with Cliff coming on.

If I went to Newton Le Willows and chinned him and said that God told me to do it, do you think he'd let me off?

He won't give you up...

BoltonTillIDie wrote:He won't give you up...

Nice. 

Have a Jaffa Cake. (I've got loads.)

Made with marmalade? I'm ok thanks.

Snob.

It wasnt even in date ha ha

Bread2.0 wrote:I had to drive Mrs B's shitty Polio earlier and the radio's tuned to Radio 2

And I had the misfortune to hear this abomination:




It appears he's found God.

Never Gonna Give You Up isn't an ironic, guilty pleasure, it's a solid gold, nailed-on, classic tune.

And it reminds me of getting off with a dead fit girl in the 6th form, so it will always be a winner in my mind.

But this is just hokey-pokey, God-bothering shite.

I urge you all to shun it (and him) from now on.

The knob.....

I hope she gets better soon.

It was 30 years ago, so she's either fully recovered or dead.

Either way, I'm in the clear.

I couldn't listen to him all night.

You could or you couldn't Scott?

karlypants wrote:You could or you couldn't Scott?

I could not.

Rick Astley hasn't found God, Rick Astley is God and anyone who says otherwise will be smited by the hand of the almighty.

whatsgoingon wrote:Rick Astley hasn't found God, Rick Astley is God and anyone who says otherwise will be smited by the hand of the almighty.

There is only one God. I won't say it again.

Rick Astley might well be a god but he's not the God.

Everybody knows that's Steve "49 goals in 335 appearances" Thompson.

Fact.

Bread2.0 wrote:Rick Astley might well be a god but he's not the God.

Everybody knows that's Steve "49 goals in 335 appearances" Thompson.

Fact.

At one point Owen Coyle was, oh how the mighty have fallen. One minute heaven and the next Ewood Park

Rick Astley had a couple of great songs and that's it.

I prefer John Farnham.

Talking of God, Google the ' new Jesus ' in Siberia known as Vissarion.