Them bastards at Tesco are at it again.
Just popped in for a loaf and some bubble bath on the way home and spotted a selection of "festive chocolate treats" on full display in one of the aisles.
It's September 14th, it's cracking the flags outside and nobody's thinking about Christmas yet.
Christ.....that other great big con of British retail culture, Halloween's still six weeks off, so do we really need the option to buy overpriced, Christmas-themed chocolate novelties now, 14 weeks in advance?
(And said novelties were probably made in the immediate aftermath of Easter and have been sat in a warehouse somewhere in Yorkshire ever since if you're interested.)
Tesco....bastards.
Just popped in for a loaf and some bubble bath on the way home and spotted a selection of "festive chocolate treats" on full display in one of the aisles.
It's September 14th, it's cracking the flags outside and nobody's thinking about Christmas yet.
Christ.....that other great big con of British retail culture, Halloween's still six weeks off, so do we really need the option to buy overpriced, Christmas-themed chocolate novelties now, 14 weeks in advance?
(And said novelties were probably made in the immediate aftermath of Easter and have been sat in a warehouse somewhere in Yorkshire ever since if you're interested.)
Tesco....bastards.