Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

It's not the same without old Boncey - has he been kidnapped?

I have to get these Odor-Eaters off my mind.
I found them on the bus. Brand new,unopened.
Now,normally,I'd hand in anything I found on the bus,but,Odor-Eaters? I just couldn't be bothered.
I decided to keep them,but then thought,'I don't have smelly feet,why should I?'
Then another thought occurred to me. Maybe I have smelly feet,but don't know it. Perhaps you can only smell other people's feet,and I was living a lie. It was a dilemma.
My Brother having a Birthday approaching,I finally decided to give them to him. But wait. Another dilemma.
If I gave them to my Brother,not only was I suggesting I didn't care enough about him to buy him a decent present,I was also insinuating that he had smelly feet.
Now that's a double whammy no one really deserves.
He might have smelly feet for all I know. But who am I to judge?
Doesn't really matter. I forgot to put them in my bag. They're still on the bus. The number 25.

Our newest registered member is....Some Bloke.

I smell a rat.

is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott

Norpig wrote:is it someone banned hoping to sneak back on? My moneys on Scott

Could be. These are troubled times. I noticed Magoo popped up recently. They must have taken his tag off.

Lucky fella.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-berkshire-40415292/cctv-footage-shows-man-hit-by-bus-in-reading

How does Mary Berry stay so thin?

Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?

She doesn't really eat cake?

Cajunboy wrote:How does Mary Berry stay so thin?

It doesn't matter when you're this beautiful.

Beaten on pens by the Germans again. Ponces.

They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.

RIP Michael Bond.

Looks like that email address  Nat gave me for Breaders is wrong. We're cursed.

I already had that one anyway. Plan B.

Some Bloke has vanished. He's been disappeared by our overlords. I'm taking immediate strike action.
And I've booked Sluffy in for a massage.

Natasha Whittam wrote:They were utter ponces, you could take a better penalty with your slippers on.

I'm too cool for slippers.

Nat could do with losing a few pounds.

I've got a week off work. Happy days.

boltonbonce wrote:I've got a week off work. Happy days.

Time to get your garden sorted  out and  to tighten up a few knobs around the house.

I see you met up with Bread for a round of golf in Worsley today to kick off your week off work Bonce. 

 A water hazard really is a water hazard for me.

Unfortunately,I don't know where Breadman is. I've sent the Bumchum sign into the night sky,to no avail.

Saw Sluffy and KP in TESCO though.