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Your Worst Ever Date

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21Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Wed 25 Jul - 22:22

xmiles

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Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

TheHateCamel wrote:I was once sent on a blind date by a mate with a lass that worked in his office. She was lovely looking, very well presented and while I thought she was a bit overly chatty she was pleasant enough.
We had a drink and headed to a restaurant for a bite to eat. Sharing a bottle of wine I thought everything was going great, apart from the frequent visits to the toilet she took.
We decided to carry the night on and went to a club where in he blink of an eye she morphed into the most horrendously drunk person I've ever met. I decided that I couldn't just leave her there and called a cab. It took a good twenty minutes to get her out of the place and another twenty to e her address. Eventually getting to her place we discovered that not only had she lost her purse she had also lost her keys, and it was pissing it down.
We ended up getting another cab to mine, about a tenners worth away from hers, she threw up in the cab and cried all over me. I had to pay for the cab cleaning too. She fell asleep on my sofa at about 4 in the morning after ranting about how shittily men had treated her all her life and then throwing up on my carpet.
She left at about 11 the next day after calling her mum and cancelling her credit cards.
I never saw her again and swore to my mate Dave that if he ever got the urge to set me up with someone again then I would drown him in his own blood. He paid me the cab cleaning money out of guilt.

This gets my vote for worst date.

22Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Thu 26 Jul - 12:39

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Ok This is gross it was my worst date by far, i was on holiday down south at a night club i picked up this really pretty girl long curly blonde hair and a fantastic dancer all the blokes were watching her and trying to dance with her.I dont do dancing not that stupid thunderbirds shit only smoochie's.
We go for a burger then back to her place a flat in the town centre.
Anyway we are play fighting on her bed it was a studio flat so small,we were well pissed and somehow we get into a 69 position with her on top. So im looking up at her knickers and decide to pull them to one side when this awful smell hit me and this thick yellow matter discharge or whatever its called dropped onto my face and was coming out of her lady bit. Was i sick litterally sick i got out so fast didn;t say a word running down the street wiping my face with my T shirt which i took off and threw in a bin. Hope no one's having lunch just now.

23Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Thu 26 Jul - 13:28

largehat

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Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Angry Dad wrote:
I dont do dancing not that stupid thunderbirds shit

lol!

24Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Thu 26 Jul - 15:25

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

The worst date i ever went on was with this young hottie aged 17 i was only 18 t the time but i convinced her to come to Burnden Park to watch Bolton play Bury.It was 1985 and we were shit (i mean really really shit).We stood on the Manny Road the day was all set out to be brilliant watch the Wanderers with the fittest bird in the town.I was living in Swinton well Clifton,so we drove down in my Ford Escort Mk2 went to the match we got beat 4-1 by Bury.Then there was this club/pub called the Dukes on the top road in Swinton.I had arranged to meet her for part 2 of the date only to find out the lad she had been seeing for about 3 years since she was 14 had wooed her back.I got the message relayed that she was back with her ex of her mate.Basically it was" Krista does not want to see you anymore and is back with Chris".So to this day i never ever have found out wether she finished something that never got started in the 1st place becuase she had suddenly taken a dislike to me or the thought of more afternoons watching me screaming and shouting like a caged chimpanzee at our 4-1 humiliation to Bury had put her off me for life.So what started off as a great day ended up in a double humiliation.Still not sure what was worse the 4-1 defeat to Bury or missing out on a passionate night with a total babe who;s tanned firm body i let slip threw my fingers.Well i wish that body would have been slipping through my fingers.The one that got away.

25Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Thu 26 Jul - 21:45

xmiles

xmiles
Jay Jay Okocha
Jay Jay Okocha

Born to be a wanderer wrote:The worst date i ever went on was with this young hottie aged 17 i was only 18 t the time but i convinced her to come to Burnden Park to watch Bolton play Bury.It was 1985 and we were shit (i mean really really shit).We stood on the Manny Road the day was all set out to be brilliant watch the Wanderers with the fittest bird in the town.I was living in Swinton well Clifton,so we drove down in my Ford Escort Mk2 went to the match we got beat 4-1 by Bury.Then there was this club/pub called the Dukes on the top road in Swinton.I had arranged to meet her for part 2 of the date only to find out the lad she had been seeing for about 3 years since she was 14 had wooed her back.I got the message relayed that she was back with her ex of her mate.Basically it was" Krista does not want to see you anymore and is back with Chris".So to this day i never ever have found out wether she finished something that never got started in the 1st place becuase she had suddenly taken a dislike to me or the thought of more afternoons watching me screaming and shouting like a caged chimpanzee at our 4-1 humiliation to Bury had put her off me for life.So what started off as a great day ended up in a double humiliation.Still not sure what was worse the 4-1 defeat to Bury or missing out on a passionate night with a total babe who;s tanned firm body i let slip threw my fingers.Well i wish that body would have been slipping through my fingers.The one that got away.

Presumably you have since learned that it is not a good idea to take a hot date to watch Bolton.

26Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Fri 27 Jul - 20:29

Born to be a wanderer


Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

A hard lesson indeed.Embarassed

27Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Fri 27 Jul - 20:42

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Born to be a wanderer wrote:The worst date i ever went on was with this young hottie aged 17 i was only 18 t the time but i convinced her to come to Burnden Park to watch Bolton play Bury.It was 1985 and we were shit (i mean really really shit).We stood on the Manny Road the day was all set out to be brilliant watch the Wanderers with the fittest bird in the town.I was living in Swinton well Clifton,so we drove down in my Ford Escort Mk2 went to the match we got beat 4-1 by Bury.Then there was this club/pub called the Dukes on the top road in Swinton.I had arranged to meet her for part 2 of the date only to find out the lad she had been seeing for about 3 years since she was 14 had wooed her back.I got the message relayed that she was back with her ex of her mate.Basically it was" Krista does not want to see you anymore and is back with Chris".So to this day i never ever have found out wether she finished something that never got started in the 1st place becuase she had suddenly taken a dislike to me or the thought of more afternoons watching me screaming and shouting like a caged chimpanzee at our 4-1 humiliation to Bury had put her off me for life.So what started off as a great day ended up in a double humiliation.Still not sure what was worse the 4-1 defeat to Bury or missing out on a passionate night with a total babe who;s tanned firm body i let slip threw my fingers.Well i wish that body would have been slipping through my fingers.The one that got away.

I actually have sympathy for you, you Bolton bastard Very Happy

28Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Sun 5 Aug - 14:12

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Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

If i met you i would have no sympathy for you and smash your head in you Blackburn six fingered sister fucking mutant.Blackburn shit club,shitter ground owned by chicken farmers from India top affiliation to the club.Going down(no not on your brother)to leauge 1.

29Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Sun 5 Aug - 14:27

Hipster_Nebula

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Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Born to be a wanderer wrote:If i met you i would have no sympathy for you and smash your head in you Blackburn six fingered sister fucking mutant.Blackburn shit club,shitter ground owned by chicken farmers from India top affiliation to the club.Going down(no not on your brother)to leauge 1.

Shocked

30Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Sun 5 Aug - 14:41

Mr Magoo

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Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Born to be a wanderer wrote:If i met you i would have no sympathy for you and smash your head in you Blackburn six fingered sister fucking mutant.Blackburn shit club,shitter ground owned by chicken farmers from India top affiliation to the club.Going down(no not on your brother)to leauge 1.



What are you trying to say.

31Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Sun 5 Aug - 15:06

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Born to be a wanderer wrote:If i met you i would have no sympathy for you and smash your head in you Blackburn six fingered sister fucking mutant.Blackburn shit club,shitter ground owned by chicken farmers from India top affiliation to the club.Going down(no not on your brother)to leauge 1.

I know who you are and I'm coming round your house now to show you who's cock.



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32Your Worst Ever Date - Page 2 Empty Re: Your Worst Ever Date Sun 5 Aug - 15:51

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Bolton Hater wrote:I know who you are and I'm coming round your house now to show you my cock.

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