Forget 58's willy problems, this is a more important issue. Parcels.
I don't usually see the postman, but this week I've been working at home as we have the painters in at Whittam International plc. On Tuesday he knocked on my door and asked if I would take a parcel for the slut at number 3b (she's 35 and has a different bloke every weekend, and she also had her eyes on my Cecil).
I reluctantly agreed.
It's now Friday afternoon and the woman hasn't been by to collect her parcel. I know she knows I have it as the delivery guy put a note through her letterbox.
Is she expecting me to go round and deliver it? It's only a few feet from my door but surely the person who kindly took in the parcel shouldn't have to deliver it as well? Whenever someone takes in a parcel for me I always go and collect it and thank the person.
I refuse to deliver the parcel. How long should I keep it? Should I open it (I suspect it's a huge vibrator judging by the packaging, although it could be a cucumber). Either one would come in handy.
Am I in the wrong or should I stand my ground?
I don't usually see the postman, but this week I've been working at home as we have the painters in at Whittam International plc. On Tuesday he knocked on my door and asked if I would take a parcel for the slut at number 3b (she's 35 and has a different bloke every weekend, and she also had her eyes on my Cecil).
I reluctantly agreed.
It's now Friday afternoon and the woman hasn't been by to collect her parcel. I know she knows I have it as the delivery guy put a note through her letterbox.
Is she expecting me to go round and deliver it? It's only a few feet from my door but surely the person who kindly took in the parcel shouldn't have to deliver it as well? Whenever someone takes in a parcel for me I always go and collect it and thank the person.
I refuse to deliver the parcel. How long should I keep it? Should I open it (I suspect it's a huge vibrator judging by the packaging, although it could be a cucumber). Either one would come in handy.
Am I in the wrong or should I stand my ground?