Dinner Volume IV - (Glutens to Gluttons)

Gammon.

Anyone got an air fryer? Are they any good?

No, but I've got a hair dryer. You're welcome.

Johnny was after one of them a while ago although not sure if he actually took the plunge or not.

Smoked haddock, new pots and salad smothered in thousand island sauce this evening. 

Followed by a chocolate roll swimming in double cream!

@karlypants wrote:Johnny was after one of them a while ago although not sure if he actually took the plunge or not.

Missus wouldn't let me.  We have to get a new kitchen first so we have the cupboard space for it!  maybe if we chucked out all the baking trays, mixing bowls, cake tines that never got used we would have cupboard space FFS!!  of course i didn't say this to her!  

Turkey drummer butties

A butter pie. Might have a cheese and tomato sandwich later. I'm living life to the full.

Home made beef in red wine pie with a puff lid with creamy mash and garden peas.

Strawberry cheesecake followed by bed.

I'm fooked today after not getting a wink of sleep last night.

I like it warm but I don't like it this warm!

I feel like i have just been sweating all day.  Ive lost 6 stone this week

Hot dogs tonight

Eating well tonight

@Mr Magoo wrote:Hot dogs tonight

Do you just shove phallic shaped objects in your mouth?

Sainsbury's 'Taste the Difference' fluorescent green pea and ham soup.

BBQ for one.

Everyone is aprrently sick of them apart from me!

Fancy joining Nat?

@karlypants wrote:Fancy joining Nat?

I have a life thank you. I'm Skyping Cecil later.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:

@karlypants wrote:Fancy joining Nat?

I have a life thank you. I'm Skyping Cecil later.

Fair enough there was a chicken leg with your name on it!  

@karlypants wrote:

@Natasha Whittam wrote:

@karlypants wrote:Fancy joining Nat?

I have a life thank you. I'm Skyping Cecil later.

Fair enough there was a chicken leg with your name on it!  

You've had Nats name tattoed on your leg?

@BoltonTillIDie wrote:

@karlypants wrote:

@Natasha Whittam wrote:

@karlypants wrote:Fancy joining Nat?

I have a life thank you. I'm Skyping Cecil later.

Fair enough there was a chicken leg with your name on it!  

You've had Nats name tattoed on your leg?

I have more meaty legs than a chickens!

Always a mistake to get a name tattooed on your body.

I'll always regret having MAVIES 4EVER on my back.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Always a mistake to get a name tattooed on your body.

I'll always regret having MAVIES 4EVER on my back.

Do you ever get the question with the mavies tattoo when you are doing doggie and they think it's a spelling mistake for HOVIS???

I'm a virgin, how would I know?

@Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm a virgin, how would I know?

You are a reborn virgin.

I know you had your muff burnt off so maybe he did the A* or it happened before "the incident"?

Stop being so bloody personal, I have feelings you know.

Does nobody eat fecking dinner any more, new pots veg and lamb steaks.

@Mr Magoo wrote:Does nobody eat fecking dinner any more, new pots veg and lamb steaks.

About time you showed your face!  

Cheese and tomato pasta with garlic bread.

Sticky toffee pudding for afters!

Meatballs, spaghetti with homemade tomato and basil sauce, cheesy garlic bread.

Pulled pork burgers with bacon and emmental cheese.