Dinner Volume IV - (Glutens to Gluttons)

Always a mistake to get a name tattooed on your body.

I'll always regret having MAVIES 4EVER on my back.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Always a mistake to get a name tattooed on your body.

I'll always regret having MAVIES 4EVER on my back.

Do you ever get the question with the mavies tattoo when you are doing doggie and they think it's a spelling mistake for HOVIS???

I'm a virgin, how would I know?

Natasha Whittam wrote:I'm a virgin, how would I know?

You are a reborn virgin.

I know you had your muff burnt off so maybe he did the A* or it happened before "the incident"?

Stop being so bloody personal, I have feelings you know.

Does nobody eat fecking dinner any more, new pots veg and lamb steaks.

Mr Magoo wrote:Does nobody eat fecking dinner any more, new pots veg and lamb steaks.

About time you showed your face!  

Cheese and tomato pasta with garlic bread.

Sticky toffee pudding for afters!

Meatballs, spaghetti with homemade tomato and basil sauce, cheesy garlic bread.

Pulled pork burgers with bacon and emmental cheese.

Fish chip mushy peas and curry sauce followed by strawberry trifle

Mr Magoo wrote:Fish chip mushy peas and curry sauce followed by strawberry trifle

And on a Sunday as well! You are truly a philistine!

Chicken Kiev and veg tonight

Grilled salmon, boiled pots and salad with a ceasar dressing.

Beef stew and Big Dumplings tonight, what you having KP you BUMMER.

I had paella, purchased from Iceland...

Mr Magoo wrote:Beef stew and Big Dumplings tonight, what you having KP you BUMMER.

Had spicy Korean BBQ pork and fried rice this evening lovingly made by the Mrs. 

Raspberry turnover for desert.

Lancashire hot pot tonight, 2 egg custards for after.

Mr Magoo wrote:Lancashire hot pot tonight, 2 egg custards for after.

Beef lasagna and garlic bread for me!

Lasagne and garlic bread.