Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

wanderlust wrote:

You may wish to rephrase that...

wanderlust wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just looked in on 'Celebrity' Mastermind. I've never heard of any of them.

I watched that and recognised Shappi Kapoor. Have to say they make the questions a lot easier for the "celebrities". Wasn't the architect the guy who does "The world's most amazing houses" (or something like that)?

boltonbonce wrote:Sluffy needs to take his test again.

boltonbonce wrote:This guy has been cleared of breaching strict hunting laws because he hunts foxes....using a golden eagle.
In my view,he should  be rearrested at once,and charged with dressing like a prick.

boltonbonce wrote:Looks like Cecil could be history.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5588035/Sex-robots-British-homes-year.html

boltonbonce wrote:Bought my Mum one of those circulation boosters, endorsed by Ian Botham, last month.

When,a couple of weeks later,I asked how she was getting on,she said it was a load of rubbish,and hadn't done her any good at all.
She'd been on it twice a day for half hour spells for a fortnight,and expected results.
On checking up on her on Friday,I discovered that she hadn't been plugging it in.
I give up.

boltonbonce wrote:At least we know how Breadman spent Easter.


Man injured wrestling Derbyshire ram calls it 'public nuisance'

boltonbonce wrote:Looks like Cecil could be history.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5588035/Sex-robots-British-homes-year.html

wanderlust wrote:The missus hasn't been much of a conversationalist for the last 6 months, doesn't do any housework or cooking but wants to shag me all the time.