Homeboltonbonce wrote:Put a ball at this fella's feet and we may have a replacement for Buckley.
I wish I could dance like that!
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI
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341 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Apr 13 2018, 18:10
Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
I wish I could dance like that!
342 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Apr 13 2018, 18:14
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
He’s definitely going for it, isn’t he!Reebok Trotter wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Put a ball at this fella's feet and we may have a replacement for Buckley.
I wish I could dance like that!
343 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Apr 13 2018, 19:23
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's what happens when the Germoloids stops working KP. 
344 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Fri Apr 13 2018, 20:32
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:It's what happens when the Germoloids stops working KP.
346 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Sun Apr 15 2018, 20:28
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Campos wig is in. I reckon he's a trouble maker.
347 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 18:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Ongoing power cut in Birchwood. Bloody pain in the arse. I hate having to use my phone to post.
348 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 18:19
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
No problem where I am. 
349 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 18:36
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's those bastard Russians.I WANT MY TEA.
350 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 18:40
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
A bag of chips from the chippy then?boltonbonce wrote:It's those bastard Russians.I WANT MY TEA.
351 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 20:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Back on at 8.45.
352 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 21:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Do you mean it has come back on at 20:45 or it’s eta is to come back on at 8:45am tomorrow?boltonbonce wrote:Back on at 8.45.
Which one is it?
You have to be a bit more specific!
353 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 21:42
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Right,you bastard.karlypants wrote:Do you mean it has come back on at 20:45 or it’s eta is to come back on at 8:45am tomorrow?boltonbonce wrote:Back on at 8.45.
Which one is it?
You have to be a bit more specific!
When electrons move, they carry electrical energy from one place to another. This is called current electricity or an electric current. A lightning bolt is one example of an electric current, although it does not last very long. Electric currents are also involved in powering all the electrical appliances that you use, from washing machines to flashlights and from telephones to MP3 players. These electric currents last much longer.
Have you heard of the terms potential energy and kinetic energy? Potential energy means energy that is stored somehow for use in the future. A car at the top of a hill has potential energy, because it has the potential (or ability) to roll down the hill in future. When it's rolling down the hill, its potential energy is gradually converted into kinetic energy (the energy something has because it's moving). You can read more about this in our article on energy.
Static electricity and current electricity are like potential energy and kinetic energy. When electricity gathers in one place, it has the potential to do something in the future. Electricity stored in abattery is an example of electrical potential energy. You can use the energy in the battery to power a flashlight, for example. When you switch on a flashlight, the battery inside begins to supply electrical energy to the lamp, making it give off light. All the time the light is switched on, energy is flowing from the battery to the lamp. Over time, the energy stored in the battery is gradually turned into light (and heat) in the lamp. This is why the battery runs flat.
Anyway,the lights came back on at 8.45 this evening.
354 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 21:43
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:Right,you bastard.karlypants wrote:Do you mean it has come back on at 20:45 or it’s eta is to come back on at 8:45am tomorrow?boltonbonce wrote:Back on at 8.45.
Which one is it?
You have to be a bit more specific!
When electrons move, they carry electrical energy from one place to another. This is called current electricity or an electric current. A lightning bolt is one example of an electric current, although it does not last very long. Electric currents are also involved in powering all the electrical appliances that you use, from washing machines to flashlights and from telephones to MP3 players. These electric currents last much longer.
Have you heard of the terms potential energy and kinetic energy? Potential energy means energy that is stored somehow for use in the future. A car at the top of a hill has potential energy, because it has the potential (or ability) to roll down the hill in future. When it's rolling down the hill, its potential energy is gradually converted into kinetic energy (the energy something has because it's moving). You can read more about this in our article on energy.
Static electricity and current electricity are like potential energy and kinetic energy. When electricity gathers in one place, it has the potential to do something in the future. Electricity stored in abattery is an example of electrical potential energy. You can use the energy in the battery to power a flashlight, for example. When you switch on a flashlight, the battery inside begins to supply electrical energy to the lamp, making it give off light. All the time the light is switched on, energy is flowing from the battery to the lamp. Over time, the energy stored in the battery is gradually turned into light (and heat) in the lamp. This is why the battery runs flat.
Anyway,the lights came back on at 8.45 this evening.
355 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Mon Apr 16 2018, 23:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just noticed I've passed 19,000 posts. I need to cut back before it's too late. There must be a help group that deals with people like me,so any info will be appreciated.
I've so far managed to quell the urge to tell you about my new pyjamas,which are,no word of a lie,sensational. (Sky blue,dark blue piping and a dark blue pocket).
There,I've mentioned them. But for a power cut,I'd have mentioned them earlier. I need to get help.
I've been trying to ask Breadman for a few tips on getting banned,but he's too engrossed in his mobile fish and chip van.
I'll sleep on it.
I've so far managed to quell the urge to tell you about my new pyjamas,which are,no word of a lie,sensational. (Sky blue,dark blue piping and a dark blue pocket).
There,I've mentioned them. But for a power cut,I'd have mentioned them earlier. I need to get help.
I've been trying to ask Breadman for a few tips on getting banned,but he's too engrossed in his mobile fish and chip van.
I'll sleep on it.
356 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Apr 17 2018, 08:44
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
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Now you've retired i predict you will sail by Nat's total and become forum top dog in no time
357 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Apr 17 2018, 09:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I need to find a place of solitude,Gigg Lane perhaps,and find the inner me.
358 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Apr 17 2018, 09:28
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Sounds like something Nat would come out with.boltonbonce wrote:I need to find the inner me.
359 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Tue Apr 17 2018, 09:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Might get a Pepsi and a Twirl while I'm out. Just in case we have another power cut.
360 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI Wed Apr 18 2018, 08:55
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's raining in Birchwood. Where's all the sunshine we've been promised?
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