Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

Just been listening to the PM.

I'm posting from the toilet.

Her arrival on stage, to 'Dancing Queen', was cringeworthy.

boltonbonce wrote:Her arrival on stage, to 'Dancing Queen', was cringeworthy.

How can anyone take her serious when she’s like this.

She’s a laughing stock.

Not as bad ad this though.

OK, this is just creepy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/technology-45760646/feely-finger-phone-crawls-across-desk

I thought May's dancing was inspired.

The woman has everything.

Youtube is great for barmpots.

Wtf has Hugh Edwards done to his hair?

It's not often I feel envious of Derek Malcolm, but........
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/oct/11/tea-and-buns-with-laurel-and-hardy-the-day-i-met-my-comedy-heroes

Natasha Whittam wrote:I thought May's dancing was inspired.

The woman has everything.

Including what appears to be Benign Fasciculation Syndrome

Oh dear!

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/16981953.man-critical-after-dog-bites-off-his-genitals/?ref=mrb&lp=10

boltonbonce wrote:Oh dear!

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/16981953.man-critical-after-dog-bites-off-his-genitals/?ref=mrb&lp=10

I was going to post this the other day but it seems that they have edited their article on this too as it said the dog had eaten his willy as well!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Oh dear!

https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/16981953.man-critical-after-dog-bites-off-his-genitals/?ref=mrb&lp=10

I was going to post this the other day but it seems that they have edited their article on this too as it said the dog had eaten his willy as well!

Just what kind of a party was taking place?

boltonbonce wrote:Just what kind of a party was taking place?

The kind I can see you and KP attending.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just what kind of a party was taking place?

The kind I can see you and KP attending.

I don’t think the bloke will be getting a shag any time soon!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just what kind of a party was taking place?

The kind I can see you and KP attending.

Surprised you weren't there. Or was only one dog allowed in.

boltonbonce wrote:Surprised you weren't there. Or was only one dog allowed in.

Just read in the paper that Bolton Bangers has opened up at the Vaults serving a variety of sausage!

karlypants wrote:Just read in the paper that Bolton Bangers has opened up at the Vaults serving a variety of sausage!

Will they serve them through a glory hole?

boltonbonce wrote:Will they serve them through a glory hole?

He's probably already on his way to find out.