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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VI

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boltonbonce

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I've just been informed by our window cleaner that his Uncle invented Bananaman. 

Said window cleaner is now a God in my eyes.

He also invented Puss 'n' Boots and Smudge.

I need to lie down.

It gets better. He also designed the original Diddy Men for Ken Dodd.

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

O2 network still down. ::seething2::

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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All my text messages are failing.  Crying or Very sad

karlypants

karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:All my text messages are failing.  Crying or Very sad

I had normal service but no data connectivity till about 11am.

Now I have no service at all.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

30 million customers affected.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse

Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.

Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

I bet your fat arse is blocking the signal somewhere!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.
You heartless cow. It's a lifeline for sad old men like me. I'm only allowed to play my harmonica for a maximum of two hours a day, so my phone is vital to getting me through to bedtime.

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:Get a life you sad fuckwits. There's more to life than looking at your phone all day.
You heartless cow. It's a lifeline for sad old men like me. I'm only allowed to play my harmonica for a maximum of two hours a day, so my phone is vital to getting me through to bedtime.

Laughing

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Just noticed that the slippers my niece bought me for my birthday in April have 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' printed on the bottom!

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
karlypants wrote:Some of us need the phone for work you stupid woman.

Do you work for a gay sex chat line?

Yes. My name is agfay!

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
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Nat Lofthouse

I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Now I'll have to google it.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

Oh dear. Can't really damage my search history though.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:I had to Google "agfey".

I really wish I hadn't.

The fact you know that word doesn't surprise me.

Laughing

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

karlypants

karlypants
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Nat Lofthouse

If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin! ::seething2::

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
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karlypants wrote:If it’s not o2 down it’s bloody virgin!  ::seething2::

O2 are giving me 2GB of data next month as compensation. Big deal. Mad

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