Are You Scared Of Public Toilets?

I am.

I haven't had a wee-wee in a public toilet for over 10 years. By public toilet I mean any toilet that other people can use i.e. hotel, gym, cinema, pub, restaurant etc.

I just find other people have disgusting toilet habits. I would rather squat in a bush than use a public toilet. And I regularly have done.

Are you scared of public toilets, and what is the worst place you've been forced to pee-pee?

Better watch out Natasha. There could be one of those Voyeurs in any of the random bushes you squat down in

ive pissed in some right dives, i often prefer to piss outside than use the indoor facilties. its annoying when the cops come along and arrest you for indecent exposier though.

I'll wee-wee anywhere, it's not an issue for blokes.

I had a nightmare experience the first time I went for a number two the first time I went to Glastonbury.

For the next three Glastonburys I couldn't bring myself to have a number two for the whole week. So for three years in a row, I went from Wednesday morning to Monday afternoon without taking a dump in the last week of June. I can't explain how I did it. I'm a definite two-a-day man the rest of the time.

Needless to say, I have fond memories of the gents toilets on the northbound carriageway of Michaelwood services on the M5 near Bristol.

Please don't use the word 'dump', it is so crude. Please say "a number two" in future.

I have never done a number two outside of my own home. I went through the whole of school without ever emptying my bowels into their toilets. Because of the way my body has been disciplined I can now go 7 days without a number two.

Piss off Natasha, it's ok for you to talk about "emptying your bowels" but not me to talk about "having a dump"?

I don't believe your outrageous claims of bowel and bladder control.

Don't tell me you've never had diarrhea and been caught short somewhere. Everyone gets the shits once in a while. Even you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Please don't use the word 'dump', it is so crude. Please say "a number two" in future.

I have never done a number two outside of my own home. I went through the whole of school without ever emptying my bowels into their toilets. Because of the way my body has been disciplined I can now go 7 days without a number two.

Doesn,t it hurt when you do go, must be a big un.

largehat wrote:
I don't believe your outrageous claims of bowel and bladder control.

Don't tell me you've never had diarrhea and been caught short somewhere. Everyone gets the shits once in a while. Even you.

If I suspect I am having a loose day I will work from home. If I'm at work or out doing something I will rush home. I have an emergency potty in my boot if I can't get all the way back to Whittam Towers in time.

Some old country boy told me if you piss around your kids rabbit hutches foxes wont go near them. So i lay a cable as well to be on the safe side. Keeps the wife and kids away though.

So have you ever missed a football match due to your phobia of public toilets Natasha?

Why don't you carry around anti-bacterial cleaner and some of those paper toilet seat covers other neurotic snobs use?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:
I don't believe your outrageous claims of bowel and bladder control.

Don't tell me you've never had diarrhea and been caught short somewhere. Everyone gets the shits once in a while. Even you.

If I suspect I am having a loose day I will work from home. If I'm at work or out doing something I will rush home. I have an emergency potty in my boot if I can't get all the way back to Whittam Towers in time.

Emergency Potty - That's crazy talk!

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

Emergency Potty - That's crazy talk!

Surely everyone has an adult sized potty in their car for emergencies? This is the one I own:



It's saved my life on more than one occasion.

I think you'd be more comfortable with one of these.

I'm too tall to do that.

Never mind - here's a sign for the back of your car your car instead.

i would never use a public toilet in a town/city centre, absolutely no way. and i must admit i'm sick of seeing disgusting pub toilets in bolton, they really are a disgrace.

I went for a shit in Ladbrokes in Blackpool before last years game. I walked into the cubicle to find a used needle and blood all over floor. I didn't end up shitting in there.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I went for a shit in Ladbrokes in Blackpool before last years game. I walked into the cubicle to find a used needle and blood all over floor. I didn't end up shitting in there.

that's quite an image

It was disgusting. I ended up just writing some grafiti on the walls and took my shit elsewhere.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:and took my shit elsewhere.