What's the strangest thing you've put in your mouth?

Oh. My mum bit a dog once.
But me, I can't think of much worse than a prawn that I have put in there on purpose. I have obviously fished out the odd fly with navigation problems or whatnot.

Nice find, jayjay. Now imagine being totally pissed and stoned and randomly coming across that at about 2 AM while wandering around a dairy farm, and listening to a Glasweigan shouting "In yer flute", "eat it" etc while the poor guy is concentrating, and you can imagine why I laughed so much I was in pain. Some of the stuff I have come across late night at Glastonbury sounds made up. I thought the tube Space Cowboy swallowed when I saw him (it was either 2003 or 2004) was longer than that, but I think maybe the tube was longer but he didn't swallow the whole lot like he did in that clip.

Can you take me next time? I can imagine it was a great/surreal time with all the stuff going on!