Small Things That Bug You

Shop girls who chew gum and don't give a shit.
Weekend shop staff who look bewildered at being there.
Anyone called Wayne.
fuckers who ask if you have any change in the street.
Doctors receptionists who ask if it's an emergency,if it was I'd go to the fuckin hospital.
Irishmen who say is it yerself ,who the fuck else would I be.
Women that reckon they don't fart.
Kids that ask for a tenner to look after my car when I'm in moss side.
Traffic cops that say do you know why I stopped you sir? Is it because you are lost I said to the last one.

People that use the word Literally when in fact they mean Figuratively.
" I literally laughed my head off!"
Did you really? Oh you must have grown another one in the meantime, shame this one is as stupid and ugly as the last one you moron. Learn how to use the English language you shitehawk!

TheHateCamel wrote:People that use the word Literally when in fact they mean Figuratively.
" I literally laughed my head off!"
Did you really? Oh you must have grown another one in the meantime, shame this one is as stupid and ugly as the last one you moron. Learn how to use the English language you shitehawk!

So literally true!

People who start sentences with I'm and end it with me. For example "I'm ok me" or "I'm going to the pub me".

OneOinCoyle wrote:People who start sentences with I'm and end it with me. For example "I'm ok me" or "I'm going to the pub me".

I thought that was just a Bolton thing...Living in Yorkshire nowadays and nobody says it, but go to Bolton and everyone seems to say it (I used to put me at the end of some sentences)

Lazy people that pronounce 'Th' as 'F'so for example, 'Thirty three' becomes 'Firty free' and then there's Michael Jackson's album called 'Friller'. No fanks !

Car snobs.

Men who have long hair. I just feel like its my duty to inform them that they look bloody stupid and look like a tranvestite.

Is it because they are lazy and cannot be arsed getting their hair cut or do they actually think it looks good? Bellends.

Michael Bolton wrote:Men who have long hair. I just feel like its my duty to inform them that they look bloody stupid and look like a tranvestite.

Is it because they are lazy and cannot be arsed getting their hair cut or do they actually think it looks good? Bellends.

I agree, but I think in a lot of cases it's men fearing that one day they will be bored, so they make the most of it while they have it.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

OneOinCoyle wrote:People who start sentences with I'm and end it with me. For example "I'm ok me" or "I'm going to the pub me".

I thought that was just a Bolton thing...Living in Yorkshire nowadays and nobody says it, but go to Bolton and everyone seems to say it (I used to put me at the end of some sentences)

Never noticed it, until my niece pointed out.

Hope I don't say it

Ahem, the band I'm in has four blokes in it and I have the shortest hair. It's kind of compulsory in a rock band. And to be fair to our bass player he definitely looks better with long hair.

I'm well pissed off with seeing the same old faces on TV, me.

Some annoying twats are never satisfied with fronting just one show - they've got to have about a dozen on the go at any one time.

The usual suspects are - Julia Bradbury, Nicky Campbell, Stephen Fry, James May & that Hamster bloke, Dan Snow & his jobs-for-the-relatives son, Baldrick, Paxman etc. - the list goes on.

Let some other fuckers have a piece of the pie now and again.

People who smoke outside Hospital doors.

Parents who smoke while holding their own kids hands.

Parents who swear in front of their children.

Banks of the Croal wrote:People who smoke outside Hospital doors.

Parents who smoke while holding their own kids hands.

Parents who swear in front of their children.

And the ones who smoke in the car while their kids are sat in the back. Nasty.

OneOinCoyle wrote:People who start sentences with I'm and end it with me. For example "I'm ok me" or "I'm going to the pub me".

I'm going to disagree with this one - are you upset with me?

Modern day Bolton match 11-16 year old fashion - poncey lads in chinos and toms, and girls dressed like prostitutes.

It's a football match kids, not Take Me Out.

Parents who dress their little darlings like miniature adults instead of the toddlers that they are.

Keegan wrote:

OneOinCoyle wrote:People who start sentences with I'm and end it with me. For example "I'm ok me" or "I'm going to the pub me".

I'm going to disagree with this one - are you upset with me?

I never get upset about anything on here me.

People that say........That's wrong on so many levels