Christmas gifts.

Why would I wipe it you bellend. Clearly you've never received a pearl necklace.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Why would I wipe it you bellend. Clearly you've never received a pearl necklace.

I don't want one thanks.

I wasn't offering.

I'm looking forward to more of Clive's generosity.

Happy for you Nat. 

I gave a girl an expensive bracelet once and was dumped about a month later.

Always regretted it.

I'll give Clive until the weekend at least. I'm not cruel.

What's the deal with Clive. Is he tall? In business? Rich?

We need to know that he's not trifling with your affections. We care about you.

Clive is average height, about 5'3.

He's been a bit vague about his occupation, but it's something to do with feet. He must be rich though, genuine pearl necklaces don't come for free.

Possibly a chiropodist. There's money in feet. I should hang on to him.

Although he might be a slipper salesman. If so, put a word in for me.

Perhaps he’s one of them who wiggles his feet on cam for money. A bit like a cam whore.

Nat, does Clive have very pedicured feet?

karlypants wrote:Perhaps he’s one of them who wiggles his feet on cam for money. A bit like a cam whore.

I've never heard of that. Clearly you have. Poor Mrs KP.

karlypants wrote:Nat, does Clive have very pedicured feet?

You bloody freak, hands off my man. Get your own pearl necklace supplier.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Clive is average height, about 5'3.

He's been a bit vague about his occupation, but it's something to do with feet. He must be rich though, genuine pearl necklaces don't come for free.

Clive, is that the English version of the middle eastern name of Erhin?

He doesn't speak with a Turkish accent and go missing on Saturday afternoons sometimes does he?

If so did you happen to give him the nickname of the Turkish messy, after your present of the pearl neckless?

He must obviously appreciate your kebab, then!

I'm sure you now see him as your Turkish delight.

I got a lovely pair of slipper boots Bonce.

Leeds_Trotter wrote:I got a lovely pair of slipper boots Bonce.

You jammy bugger. 

I eventually got Allardyce's autobiography.

No slippers though!

Xmas was frantic, busy and non stop. And even though asked for nowt i was very lucky.

Kids got spoilt and spent lots of time with family and friends with the occasional down day to just be together. 

That's what it's all about.

Had three weeks off, Back to work now for a rest

Mum bought me a 3 disc set of The Bruce Forsyth Show. I watched the first one yesterday. Interesting.
Brother bought me a Nat Lofthouse signed photo. He has no imagination.

I thought it was a Spot the Ball competition until I enlarged it, Boncey. Lets play Spot the Goalie. My guess is its Blackpool's George Farm.

Sluffy wrote:I eventually got Allardyce's autobiography.

No slippers though!

Sorry I've only just seen this, Sluffy. I quite like fiction too but this is one book I'm pleased I didn't get. I've read it (twice) and was equally unimpressed on both occasions.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I thought it was a Spot the Ball competition until I enlarged it, Boncey. Lets play Spot the Goalie. My guess is its Blackpool's George Farm.

It's actually a 2-2 draw against Liverpool in 1952. Keeper Charlie Ashcroft looks on with Bob Paisley, far right, as the ball hits the net to earn the Wanderers a share of the points.