Late on Friday night I received a text from a withheld number asking if I was available for knob action. Quite shocking, but I just put it down to a spam text. 20 minutes later I got another one, this one asking if I had a massive willy, and did I send dick pics. Again, I put it down to spam text.
But a few minutes later I received another asking if he could give me a "facial" and whereabouts the penthouse was. Penthouse. This wasn't spam text, someone local had my number.
Then I got a phone call from a withheld number. Upon answering the call a bloke commented on my sexy deep voice and asked how big my cock was. Weird. Surely he could tell I was a woman? I asked him where he got my number and he said it was written on the bog wall in the pub not 500 yards from my penthouse.
Who the fuck has done this? I've had to turn my phone off this weekend. When I quickly switched it on just now I had 46 texts and 17 voicemail messages. Who knew pub bog walls were such great places to advertise.
I will have to change my number in the morning.
Have you ever had your number used in an embarrassing place?