Fake Tits

No, not a thread about the Bolon players but about boob jobs.

Have you ever touched a pair of fake boobs? Did you like it? Would you rather have a large pair of fake boobs in your hands or smaller real knockers?

The guy in the flat below me has offered to pay for breast enhancement surgery and I'm seriously considering it. The only condition is I let him touch them every Monday at 8.30am.

Are fake boobs a turn on or turn off?

Natasha Whittam wrote:The only condition is I let him touch them every Monday at 8.30am.

Turn off.

They always look so bloody false like two balloons straining to escape into the atmosphere. With all the bad publicity about pips I wouldn't recommend any woman having a boob job.

I know a couple of women who have had boob jobs and one of them actually let me feel them (actually it was a casw that she took me by surprise by taking my hand and placing it on her breast!!!). To be fair she only went up on bra size but it did feel a little weird, definitely not natural. The other woman I know definitely increased her bust size by quite a few sizes and they do look completely out of place compared to the rest of her.

They look great with clothes on and funny without. I have seen a few and had a feel of a pair on a hollyoaks actress, bit strange but better than being flat chested for the girl i suppose gives them more confidence.

my 72 year old bird had a tit job a few weeks ago- she says shes never felt yonger

my friend had them done to please her fella, he then ditched her because "they didn't feel right".

hahahahahahaha

Mine feel alright but that's because I don't have airbags in my car.

Turn off.

Definitely a turn off !

Nat, what if he wants to go a bit farther than a tit feel? Being a virgin will you give him a tit wank? If so, it may be wise to go a couple of sizes bigger than you first thought. But of course that depends if his owd lad is up to the job!

If they're not real, can't see any f'ucking use for them..