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1Fake Tan. Empty Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:12

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Because now I've now got the body that all women want to touch, I've added a little trick here, yes fake tan, the Medium Instant one and it looks a treat if I do say so myself.

So if you've got less than 10% body fat nip down to ASDA and treat yourself.

It makes your abs stand out a mile, also is it wrong for me to put fake tan on?

is it fuck!





Freedman Out!

2Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:22

Guest


Guest

I am resigning from the Nuts Ultras with immediate effect.

This is a step too far and I can no longer offer my support to the leadership.

3Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:23

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Ponce alert!

4Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:25

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

You only have to google fake tan to see how great it can look. Let's face it, nobody living in the north west of England has the slightest chance of getting a real tan - so go for it.


P.S. Which threads do I need to go to to see internet breakdowns?

5Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:30

Guest


Guest

Start with the Naughty Step thread posted by serial mentalist and general fuckwit, Angry Dad.

6Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:32

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:Because now I've now got the body that all women want to touch, I've added a little trick here, yes fake tan, the Medium Instant one and it looks a treat if I do say so myself.

So if you've got less than 10% body fat nip down to ASDA and treat yourself.

It makes your abs stand out a mile, also is it wrong for me to put fake tan on?

is it fuck!


Depends how subtle you are with the tan, Scott. If you've turned yourself orange you'll look like a twat even with a six pack.

Post a photo of yourself on here, you can be an inspiration to everybody.

7Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:33

Numpty 28723

Numpty 28723
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I've done the Naughty Step but I feel I'm missing something else.

8Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:37

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
scottjames30 wrote:Because now I've now got the body that all women want to touch, I've added a little trick here, yes fake tan, the Medium Instant one and it looks a treat if I do say so myself.

So if you've got less than 10% body fat nip down to ASDA and treat yourself.

It makes your abs stand out a mile, also is it wrong for me to put fake tan on?

is it fuck!


Depends how subtle you are with the tan, Scott. If you've turned yourself orange you'll look like a twat even with a six pack.


Its Brown, it looks proper real, i've give it a second coat .

9Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:47

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Numpty 28723 wrote:I've done the Naughty Step but I feel I'm missing something else.

Wanderlust lost it yesterday, calling me a spunkstain. A sure sign of an internet breakdown.

10Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:48

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

AD is on BA having a breakdown on there    Laughing 

11Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:50

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Spray tans look better

12Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:52

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:Spray tans look better

Correct, but that's for ponce's.

13Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:53

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Wrong. I regularly have a spray tan. And I'm hard as fuck...

14Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:54

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:Wrong. I regularly have a spray tan. And I'm hard as fuck...

I might get one then, how much are they?

15Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:55

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

£20. Well worth it

16Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Do you get your todger tanned?

17Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:57

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Boggersbelief wrote:£20. Well worth it

I'll use all this tanning up first, then I might give it a whirl.

18Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:58

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

scottjames30 wrote:Its Brown, it looks proper real, i've give it a second coat .

Just out of curiosity, what does it smell like?

19Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:58

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Do you get your todger tanned?

That would double the price unfortunately

20Fake Tan. Empty Re: Fake Tan. Mon Jul 21 2014, 15:59

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Scott. Secretly filmed by Ultras dissidents.
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