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142 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Sep 09 2020, 11:21
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Ocado just emailed me a £10 shopping voucher, but I've got to spend it on chocolate or wine.
Nice.
Nice.
143 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Sep 09 2020, 22:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Got the code for my free match pass for the FGR game. It was in my junk mail!
144 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 10 2020, 16:24
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
First home win of the new season as we head for the stars!boltonbonce wrote:Got the code for my free match pass for the FGR game. It was in my junk mail!
145 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 10 2020, 16:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Cajunboy wrote:
First home win of the new season as we head for the stars!
147 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 10 2020, 18:22
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Alan Minter. Brings back memories of watching Sportsnight With Coleman with my dad.
148 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sat Sep 12 2020, 10:57
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
My replacement Woody arrived today, and he's been disarmed. It's outrageous. A holster, but no gun. PC gone mad!
149 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sat Sep 12 2020, 11:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Here's the proof.
150 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sun Sep 13 2020, 13:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
At least once a day I have to phone my mobile, in order to ascertain its whereabouts. What's going on?
151 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sun Sep 13 2020, 14:05
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
If you wore pants for a change you could keep it in your pocket.
152 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Sep 16 2020, 23:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Look, I'm 67, sometimes I forget to put them on. It happens.Natasha Whittam wrote:If you wore pants for a change you could keep it in your pocket.
I'm now getting emails saying I've got a pm in my inbox, but when I log in, there's nothing there. What's that all about.
Is it a conspiracy? I demand answers.
154 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 08:30
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Morning, Mr. Bonce. I notced that on another thread you described Lineker and Shearer as "dull as ditch water". I've always used the term "dull as dishwater". Are both in common usage or am I just plain wrong?!
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
155 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 09:09
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Morning mate. Just had a quick google, and 'ditchwater' has been in use since the 1700's. I've used dishwater myself in the past though.okocha wrote:Morning, Mr. Bonce. I notced that on another thread you described Lineker and Shearer as "dull as ditch water". I've always used the term "dull as dishwater". Are both in common usage or am I just plain wrong?!
(Silly aside:-Boris talked about "lying dead in a d....h" No ambguity there....his tubby torso wouldn't fit in a dish.....)
I always used the word 'settee' as a kid, but for some reason, unknown to me, since the 70's I've been using 'sofa'.
Words and phrases seem to come and go. I've always been puzzled by, 'well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs'.
156 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 10:29
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
What about "by and large"?....makes no sense at all....
157 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 10:40
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
Ever heard the phrase, 'go and run a duck up Daubhill'? Or are you too young, Boncey?boltonbonce wrote:
Morning mate. Just had a quick google, and 'ditchwater' has been in use since the 1700's. I've used dishwater myself in the past though.
I always used the word 'settee' as a kid, but for some reason, unknown to me, since the 70's I've been using 'sofa'.
Words and phrases seem to come and go. I've always been puzzled by, 'well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs'.
158 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 11:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm pretty old. I can vaguely remember the Majestic Cinema, but I can't remember hearing that phrase.Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Ever heard the phrase, 'go and run a duck up Daubhill'? Or are you too young, Boncey?
159 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 12:30
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
Tha's nobbut a lad, Boncey, but the phrase was in schoolboy usage in Bolton in the 50's. Basically it meant 'get lost'.boltonbonce wrote:
I'm pretty old. I can vaguely remember the Majestic Cinema, but I can't remember hearing that phrase.
Daubhill was pronounced Dobble. There were two cinemas 'up Dobble', the Majestic on St Helens Road and further up on Derby Street, the Tivoli, pronounced Tiv-olly.
https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/10948855.the-golden-age-of-boltons-cinemas/
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160 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Sep 17 2020, 12:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
We lived in Georgina street. I think Wessy lived close by too. We moved to Farnworth when I was five.Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Tha's nobbut a lad, Boncey, but the phrase was in schoolboy usage in Bolton in the 50's. Basically it meant 'get lost'.
Daubhill was pronounced Dobble. There were two cinemas 'up Dobble', the Majestic on St Helens Road and further up on Derby Street the, the Tivoli, pronounced Tiv-olly.
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