Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Lose a lot on betting on things you know nowt about, do you?

I'd wager there's a helluva lot you know nowt about but pretend otherwise even conVincing yourself.

Stop now ten bob, my actual glass eye has gone to sleep with your financial wittering and hatred of Dale Vince that no one is remotely interested in other than you.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
And there was I thinking it might be Rapunzel Vince.

Wonder if old Dale could pull this look off? He's almost there.

boltonbonce wrote:
Wonder if old Dale could pull this look off? He's almost there.

Do you think there are any limits to his vanity? Not sure I do.

She's not as nice as my Carol!

Norpig wrote:
Stop now ten bob, my actual glass eye has gone to sleep with your financial wittering and hatred of Dale Vince that no one is remotely interested in other than you.

One glass eye, wilfully blind in t'other, goes round betting on stuff he knows nowt about and supports pointless Wanderers. It'd be hard not to feel some sympathy.

boltonbonce wrote:
Tricia Helfer. Nice.

I'm sure I saw her in the Co-op in Knott End last Thursday.

Cajunboy wrote:
I'm sure I saw her in the Co-op in Knott End last Thursday.

I do wish you hadn't mentioned Knott End, Cajun.

If any of Vince's followers discover Knott End it could be curtains for the chippy.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
One glass eye, wilfully blind in t'other, goes round betting on stuff he knows nowt about and supports pointless Wanderers. It'd be hard not to feel some sympathy.

so you don't even support Bolton? why are you here then? Have you been kicked off every other internet forum in existence for being boring and patronising?

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I do wish you hadn't mentioned Knott End, Cajun.

If any of Vince's followers discover Knott End it could be curtains for the chippy.

No chance.

If he tries anything he will be beaten to a pulp by the Cod Army.

Cajunboy wrote:
No chance.

If he tries anything he will be beaten to a pulp by the Cod Army.

Get battered more like.

Norpig wrote:

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
One glass eye, wilfully blind in t'other, goes round betting on stuff he knows nowt about and supports pointless Wanderers. It'd be hard not to feel some sympathy.

so you don't even support Bolton? why are you here then? Have you been kicked off every other internet forum in existence for being boring and patronising?

???

Of course he supports Bolton!

He means pointless as in a team having played two and lost both!



And fwiw I've been kicked off most BWFC forums and probably perceived as boring and patronising to many but most if not all of my bans were for speaking honestly and having views/opinions/facts that others didn't agree/were in denial with, and was frequently abused for saying them.

Boring and patronising doesn't necessarily equate to being wrong or uninformed.

Sluffy wrote:

???

Of course he supports Bolton!

He means pointless as in a team having played two and lost both!



And fwiw I've been kicked off most BWFC forums and probably perceived as boring and patronising to many but most if not all of my bans were for speaking honestly and having views/opinions/facts that others didn't agree/were in denial with, and was frequently abused for saying them.

Boring and patronising doesn't necessarily equate to being wrong or uninformed.

Being right's really boring, Sluffy, and knowing what you're talking about is  even worse. Its all too much for the dedicated dullard so they almost always resort to the last pitiable accusation of 'patronising'.

ok how about condescending, pompous, arrogant? Or all of the above? Or just a plain a pain in the arse?

Just had a phone call from the Wanderers. I've won £25 on Lifeline.

This is just the beginning, I can feel it.

Yay!

boltonbonce wrote:Just had a phone call from the Wanderers. I've won £25 on Lifeline.

This is just the beginning, I can feel it.

Well done. You deserve it.

sunlight wrote:
Well done. You deserve it.

Do I? I might use it on a 'distressed' jumper.

boltonbonce wrote:
Do I? I might use it on a 'distressed' jumper.

Sell them to Cummings. He will buy them for work.

sunlight wrote:

Sell them to Cummings. He will buy them for work.

A bit too smart for Cummings.

Why do cobblers always cut keys?