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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just had an email thanking me for 'Standing up for chickens'.

Not sure what I've done, but I'll take it as positive.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:Dutch Decoy has been declared to run in the following race:

Thursday 14 January
7.00 Chelmsford - Handicap (Class 4) 7f

Please note that the race time has been altered since the entry stage.

There are twelve runners and Joe Fanning is booked to ride. Dutch Decoy has been drawn in stall seven. 

Mark Johnston says Dutch Decoy is back in good form after his foot issue, and he is pleased to be returning to seven furlongs. Mark was pleased with how well Dutch Decoy travelled in his last race at Southwell, and hopes he is capable of running well again in this race.

Our View: Masked Identity is capable but drawn wide in stall 10 (a disadvantage at this tight course). Strawberry Jack has won over this course and distance (C&D) and is 3lbs lower here than his last winning mark; he has a chance. Old News is drawn 11 and won over a mile at this course last time. He has been gelded and has his first start for a new stable here. Seas Of Elzaam is drawn 12 and is also a C&D winner. He may be a little too high in the weights to win. The same could possibly be said of Johnny Reb, who is very consistent and is well drawn. His last win was over 6f at Kempton in October.

Brunel Charm has improved since being gelded in October, but still has a little to find on form. Casaruan won over this C&D in November, and has also won over 1m at Chelmsford. He is up in grade here, but has a low weight and could go well from the inside draw in first-time cheek pieces. 

Dutch Decoy showed an impressive turn of foot to win at Kempton in July, and returns to the same Polytrack surface here for the first time since. He ran well over 1m at Southwell last time, and the drop back in trip should help here. We hope he has an each-way chance, and suggest a value price to be 10/1.
WON! I lumped on at 11/2. drunken drunken drunken drunken drunken drunken

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I wonder what Breadman's doing? Can you imagine him in lockdown?
Confined to the house, nothing to do, raging at the world. 
God knows what he might get up to.
I might send him a cake. I always find cake a comfort in troubled times.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:I wonder what Breadman's doing? Can you imagine him in lockdown?
Confined to the house, nothing to do, raging at the world. 
God knows what he might get up to.
I might send him a cake. I always find cake a comfort in troubled times.
Probably still playing with his hosepipe.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:
Probably still playing with his hosepipe.
Yes. Length was always a big thing with him.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:
Yes. Length was always a big thing with him.
Mrs Breaders needs to be more discreet.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

boltonbonce wrote:
WON! I lumped on at 11/2. drunken drunken drunken drunken drunken drunken
Great!  another impressive win from DD, top weight too!!

Just seen the video of the race.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Nearly forgot. Only remembered ten minutes before the race.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman goes boating. 

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Gylo has been declared to run in the following race:

Wednesday 20 January
2.55 Newcastle (all-weather) - "Jumpers' Bumper" NH Flat Race (Class 4) 2m

There are 13 runners and Bridget Andrews is booked to ride.

Dan Skelton says Gylo is in good form at home, and he is pleased to be able to have the chance to run him in this swiftly-arranged race due to recent abandoned meetings. Dan says he is not quite sure what to expect from Gylo, as he won over 1m4f on the Flat, but has only been tried over 2m over hurdles. Dan says he has been taking things slightly easy with Gylo on account of the ever-present soft and heavy ground, so he feels Gylo's fitness can improve further, but he hopes this race will bring him on for his next assignment over hurdles. Dan hopes this will be in the near future.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Probably be rained off.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:Probably be rained off.
Yes, abandoned due to snow.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

No, came in third at 12/1.

I thought it was abandoned too, but received a video of the race today.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:No, came in third at 12/1.

I thought it was abandoned too, but received a video of the race today.
What. I didn't even check back after being told it was off.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The three amigos.
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII - Page 20 Gettyi10

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Have you ever spilt paint on a new carpet? I have.

Did you try to hide it? I did.

Were you found out? I was.

Did you offer a believable explanation? I didn't.

Do you still have two testicles? I don't.

okocha

okocha
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

boltonbonce wrote:Have you ever spilt paint on a new carpet? I have.

Did you try to hide it? I did.

Were you found out? I was.

Did you offer a believable explanation? I didn't.

Do you still have two testicles? I don't.
The paint I spilt did wash out after lots of effort.

The Domestos stain did not Embarassed

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

okocha wrote:
The paint I spilt did wash out after lots of effort.

The Domestos stain did not Embarassed
Bleach is fair weather friend. Neutral

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Anyone tasted a medlar? Known as the 'Dog's Arse' fruit in France, it used to be quite popular over here, but went out of fashion.
There's a woman with a medlar orchard down in Norfolk producing medlar cheese and jam, but I can't say I've ever seen any in our local supermarket. 
Maybe Lusty is the man who might know.

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