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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII
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362 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Dec 30 2020, 19:43
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Teddy on The Repair Shop has caused a bit of a stir here.
363 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Dec 30 2020, 22:29
Sluffy
Admin
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go!
Ready, teddy, go!
364 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Dec 30 2020, 22:45
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sluffy wrote:How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go!
365 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Dec 30 2020, 23:14
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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366 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Dec 31 2020, 17:33
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
RIP Tommy Docherty.
368 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Sun Jan 03 2021, 11:14
sunlight
Andy Walker
boltonbonce wrote:Teddy on The Repair Shop has caused a bit of a stir here.
369 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Mon Jan 04 2021, 07:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Where would I be without an inflatable coat hanger.
370 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Mon Jan 04 2021, 09:52
sunlight
Andy Walker
Cant get ITV on that coat hanger.
371 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Mon Jan 04 2021, 10:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I particularly liked the mangle.
372 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jan 06 2021, 12:11
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Mug of tea, and a slice of buttered Hovis. Life is good.
373 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jan 06 2021, 16:31
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
I'm choking back the tears watching those Hovis adverts.
374 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Jan 07 2021, 10:46
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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Not the brightest
375 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Thu Jan 07 2021, 11:02
Norpig
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People will nick anything in Breightmetkarlypants wrote:Not the brightest
376 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Mon Jan 11 2021, 12:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Very much the Bonce bedroom look. Not the nighties.
377 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Mon Jan 11 2021, 13:05
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Last time he stays the night.
378 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jan 13 2021, 15:57
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Dutch Decoy has been declared to run in the following race:
Thursday 14 January
7.00 Chelmsford - Handicap (Class 4) 7f
Please note that the race time has been altered since the entry stage.
There are twelve runners and Joe Fanning is booked to ride. Dutch Decoy has been drawn in stall seven.
Mark Johnston says Dutch Decoy is back in good form after his foot issue, and he is pleased to be returning to seven furlongs. Mark was pleased with how well Dutch Decoy travelled in his last race at Southwell, and hopes he is capable of running well again in this race.
Our View: Masked Identity is capable but drawn wide in stall 10 (a disadvantage at this tight course). Strawberry Jack has won over this course and distance (C&D) and is 3lbs lower here than his last winning mark; he has a chance. Old News is drawn 11 and won over a mile at this course last time. He has been gelded and has his first start for a new stable here. Seas Of Elzaam is drawn 12 and is also a C&D winner. He may be a little too high in the weights to win. The same could possibly be said of Johnny Reb, who is very consistent and is well drawn. His last win was over 6f at Kempton in October.
Brunel Charm has improved since being gelded in October, but still has a little to find on form. Casaruan won over this C&D in November, and has also won over 1m at Chelmsford. He is up in grade here, but has a low weight and could go well from the inside draw in first-time cheek pieces.
Dutch Decoy showed an impressive turn of foot to win at Kempton in July, and returns to the same Polytrack surface here for the first time since. He ran well over 1m at Southwell last time, and the drop back in trip should help here. We hope he has an each-way chance, and suggest a value price to be 10/1.
Thursday 14 January
7.00 Chelmsford - Handicap (Class 4) 7f
Please note that the race time has been altered since the entry stage.
There are twelve runners and Joe Fanning is booked to ride. Dutch Decoy has been drawn in stall seven.
Mark Johnston says Dutch Decoy is back in good form after his foot issue, and he is pleased to be returning to seven furlongs. Mark was pleased with how well Dutch Decoy travelled in his last race at Southwell, and hopes he is capable of running well again in this race.
Our View: Masked Identity is capable but drawn wide in stall 10 (a disadvantage at this tight course). Strawberry Jack has won over this course and distance (C&D) and is 3lbs lower here than his last winning mark; he has a chance. Old News is drawn 11 and won over a mile at this course last time. He has been gelded and has his first start for a new stable here. Seas Of Elzaam is drawn 12 and is also a C&D winner. He may be a little too high in the weights to win. The same could possibly be said of Johnny Reb, who is very consistent and is well drawn. His last win was over 6f at Kempton in October.
Brunel Charm has improved since being gelded in October, but still has a little to find on form. Casaruan won over this C&D in November, and has also won over 1m at Chelmsford. He is up in grade here, but has a low weight and could go well from the inside draw in first-time cheek pieces.
Dutch Decoy showed an impressive turn of foot to win at Kempton in July, and returns to the same Polytrack surface here for the first time since. He ran well over 1m at Southwell last time, and the drop back in trip should help here. We hope he has an each-way chance, and suggest a value price to be 10/1.
379 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jan 13 2021, 17:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Cheers Cajun, I'm on it.
380 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII Wed Jan 13 2021, 21:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The lost property office at Dublin airport has an unclaimed tombstone with the words: ‘You will always be remembered, never forgotten.'
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