Bonce's own personal thread. Volume VIII

Norpig wrote:
With your track record in accidents, is that really a good idea? 

I've clearly not thought this through. I thought it was just swinging round a pole, but clearly there's much more to it.
It looks to me that I might be wise to have a medic and a fireman standing by.

Why don't women wear hats any more? Always liked those thirties styles.
Particularly on Louise Brooks, my idea of the perfect woman.

Just bought Keegan's single on iTunes.

boltonbonce wrote:Just bought Keegan's single on iTunes.

 Hope when he's famous he remembers us twerps on Nuts

We might all do well to take heed.

Test match is a farce, Boncey! 
Ridiculous pitch to try and play a 5-day match on.

okocha wrote:Test match is a farce, Boncey! 
Ridiculous pitch to try and play a 5-day match on.

Yes indeed. Going in with only one spinner though was a mistake.

How could they get that so wrong? In spin-friendly India and with the clear pitch-doctoring from the last Test still fresh in the mind! Did we think they wouldn't repeat the dose?!

I thought I’d like to be the 10,000th view of Bonce’s thingy. OK I don’t reckon much to it but congrats anyway.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:I thought I’d like to be the 10,000th view of Bonce’s thingy. OK I don’t reckon much to it but congrats anyway.

10,000 for this volume. There are many other volumes. Stopped counting after volume six.

But thanks for the good wishes.

boltonbonce wrote:
10,000 for this volume. There are many other volumes. Stopped counting after volume six.

But thanks for the good wishes.

Only goes to show doesn’t it Boncey?

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Only goes to show doesn’t it Boncey?

I like to think Benjamin Franklin would have understood from whence I came.

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid".

I've always liked Ben.

boltonbonce wrote:
I like to think Benjamin Franklin would have understood from whence I came.

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid".

I've always liked Ben.

Some real hard workers on Nuts, doncha think Boncey?
Sometimes I wonder is it just Bolton? Then I think don’t be so daft.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Some real hard workers on Nuts, doncha think Boncey?
Sometimes I wonder is it just Bolton? Then I think don’t be so daft.

I work my socks off. You'll come over to the dark side, Bob. It's simply a matter of time. I see you.

boltonbonce wrote:Just bought Keegan's single on iTunes.

Link?

wanderlust wrote:
Link?

Should find it from here. Go to youtube to watch, and you'll find available options below video.

wanderlust wrote:
Link?

It's on Spotify.

Have I missed Nat's birthday?

boltonbonce wrote:Have I missed Nat's birthday?

Trying to stay young by altering the birth year in her profile isn't a good look