Are the English pussies?

Plastered all over the news today is the "horrendous" flooding and "battering" winds hitting England like it's world war bloody III.

It's the same as when it snows, they cancel every bus, train and close every workplace like a nuke has gone off.

Up here it pisses down all the time, snows to fuck and we just get on with it.

I was stuck on a bus once in a snowstorm for 45 minutes (don't worry everyone survived) The bus driver and the passengers dug the wheels out so we could get home.

Hardy.

Why do the English act like total wimps when there's a bit of shitty weather?

You're right, the weather in this country has always been a bit shit - you'd think we'd be used to it by now. Our distant ancestors living in caves must of got through it no problem or we wouldn't even be here.

I think that you've got English people and English based media mixed up.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Plastered all over the news today is the "horrendous" flooding and "battering" winds hitting England like it's world war bloody III.

It's the same as when it snows, they cancel every bus, train and close every workplace like a nuke has gone off.

Up here it pisses down all the time, snows to fuck and we just get on with it.

I was stuck on a bus once in a snowstorm for 45 minutes (don't worry everyone survived) The bus driver and the passengers dug the wheels out so we could get home.

Hardy.

Why do the English act like total wimps when there's a bit of shitty weather?

I don't often say this, but I agree with you 100%.

It's bad weather, so what, it's hardly news. Don't you expect to get wet in Britain? It snows in January. Again, big surprise.

When I lived in New York it would snow all the time in Winter, no one even mentioned it, people just got on with their lives.

yes...

its the media that are pussies, the English are hard as fuck, proven in the below excerpt from a modern classic in English literature...

'Among The Thugs, by Bill Burford... '
"Someone shouted that we were all English. Why are
we running? The English don't run. And so it went on. Having fled in
panic, some of the supporters would then remember that they were English
and this was important, and they would remind the others that they too
were English, and this was important, and with renewed sense of national
identity, they would come abruptly to a halt, turn around, and charge
the Italian police".

(upon witnessing English football hooligans fighting a pitched battle with the Italian police, Sardinia 1990)


now the French, they ARE pussies... they would have carried on running...



The French give up to easily, like they did in that thing a while ago, some war or something...

I'm not sure being a bunch of thick football hooligans really proves anything.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'm not sure being a bunch of thick football hooligans really proves anything.

seriously, loosen your tie and chill out a bit hipster...

Good point Hipster, I get people going on at me at work for not wearing a water proofe jacket when I come to work, it's only a bit of bloody rain it's not going to kill you, at worst make you wet for half hour but that's it.

I don't know whether it's just me but I think men with brollies look like pussies too, it's like they are scared of getting their hair wet.

I have a brolly. It is sensible. What is the point of getting wet. I don't think getting wet makes you a man really, does it?

I love English pussy's to be honest.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Plastered all over the news today is the "horrendous" flooding and "battering" winds hitting England like it's world war bloody III.

It's the same as when it snows, they cancel every bus, train and close every workplace like a nuke has gone off.

Up here it pisses down all the time, snows to fuck and we just get on with it.

I was stuck on a bus once in a snowstorm for 45 minutes (don't worry everyone survived) The bus driver and the passengers dug the wheels out so we could get home.

Hardy.

Why do the English act like total wimps when there's a bit of shitty weather?

The wind and the rain has hit over here during today and its hit the news programmes. Mainly due to the fact of uprooting trees which have blocked roads and because the wind has brought down quite a few of the railway electric lines which has held up not only local lines but has caused problems for the whole rail network. No flooding, as of yet, but it looks as though its only a matter of time with the amount of rain coming down.

bwfc71 wrote:The wind and the rain has hit over here during today and its hit the news programmes. Mainly due to the fact of uprooting trees which have blocked roads and because the wind has brought down quite a few of the railway electric lines which has held up not only local lines but has caused problems for the whole rail network. No flooding, as of yet, but it looks as though its only a matter of time with the amount of rain coming down.

Shouldn't you be rushing out and sticking your finger in the nearest dyke?

I was designed for tropical climates. When the rest of my family are complaining about 45-50 degrees celsius heat on holiday, I'm asking what the big fuss is all about!
So I usually start feeling pretty shit round this time of year. I just get on with it though!

I hate Winter. The wind and rain plays havoc with my fringe.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:The wind and the rain has hit over here during today and its hit the news programmes. Mainly due to the fact of uprooting trees which have blocked roads and because the wind has brought down quite a few of the railway electric lines which has held up not only local lines but has caused problems for the whole rail network. No flooding, as of yet, but it looks as though its only a matter of time with the amount of rain coming down.

Shouldn't you be rushing out and sticking your finger in the nearest dyke?

Given the chance I would do that every weekend

No