Let me tell you who has had a birthday thread in recent months...
Rangers Dave - not a Bolton fan, posts rarely
Carl Baxter - 31 posts in 9 years
Magoo (Fooking Magoo!!) - Not posted for 18 months
Leeds Trotter - fooked off years ago
BWFC71 - not posted in years
JonnyRandon - not posted in years
Let me tell you who hasn't had a birthday thread TODAY....
Natasha Whittam - Approaching 32,000 posts.
You massive bellends. Next time we win a game I'm going to do a BEL and post it on Chorley Nuts instead.