What's the worst thing you've woken up with?

I once woke up with lobsters on my piano. After a trip to the Doctor he told me I was probably dyslexic and that I really had crabs on my organ.

Never sleep in a tent. Chances are you could wake up next to one of these mad bints.

Think I read it in one of the loacl papers with regards to Steve Kean and the main reason he went out drinking and got done for drink driving - that said morning he work up to find a all-mighty heffer in his bed with him and when it turned round it was actually Bolton Hater!!! That would be enough for any man or woman to turn to drink finding him in bed with you!

Bolton Hater does look attractive when he is dolled up. After a pint of Absinthe I reckon I would..

Where there's a hole, there's hope.

A black eye, no idea it wasn't there when i went to bed.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Never sleep in a tent. Chances are you could wake up next to one of these mad bints.

That is fucking just plain horrible.