Norpig is going to be so disappointedkarlypants wrote:Pics now appear to be working Wander
Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX
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Sluffy
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301 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 01:04
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
302 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 08:12
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nope still can't see them at work, must be something on my work pc that won't let me see them.wanderlust wrote:
Norpig is going to be so disappointed
303 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 14:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Check out my new pointing stick. I like pointing at things, and without the right tools, this can be a problem. I can now point confidently, accurately, and with an air of authority that my finger alone has always lacked.
I've been practising pointing at things in the garden, and I've had a quick go round the house, pointing as I move. I'm now back in my room, still pointing.
It appears, judging by the muffled conversations I'm hearing through the door, that I may be in here for some considerable time.
I've been practising pointing at things in the garden, and I've had a quick go round the house, pointing as I move. I'm now back in my room, still pointing.
It appears, judging by the muffled conversations I'm hearing through the door, that I may be in here for some considerable time.
304 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 16:17
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
That pointer may be inserted someone you won't like Boncey
You need to get with the times and get a laser pen as well.
You need to get with the times and get a laser pen as well.
305 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 16:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
No need for laser pens. This does the business. Handy as a back scratcher too.Norpig wrote:That pointer may be inserted someone you won't like Boncey
You need to get with the times and get a laser pen as well.
The only problem is its large size. I can't really carry it outside without looking a little odd. When I mentioned this to a friend, he reminded me that he was looking at, and listening to, a man waving a stick with a hand on the end, and wearing a Tommy Cooper fez, so looking odd shouldn't really be a concern.
I've never really liked him.
306 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 16:32
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I was going to say something along those lines!Norpig wrote:That pointer may be inserted someone you won't like Boncey
307 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 16:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Listen, everyone should have one. The air of authority I now exude is palpable.karlypants wrote:
I was going to say something along those lines!
I might buy one each for Sluffy and Lusty, so they can point out the flaws in each others arguments.
308 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 17:20
Sluffy
Admin
boltonbonce wrote:Listen, everyone should have one. The air of authority I now exude is palpable.karlypants wrote:
I was going to say something along those lines!
I might buy one each for Sluffy and Lusty, so they can point out the flaws in each others arguments.
You won't need to thank you very much as I do my research before I state something as a fact and anybody with two brain cells should be able to spot the obvious prejudicial bollocks that Wanderlust frequently posts (then invariably ties himself in knots trying to defend thereafter!).
As for you having a laser pen, you'd probably end up having someones eye out with it - so perhaps better you don't.
309 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 17:59
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I really wish you would just shut the fuck up.Sluffy wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Listen, everyone should have one. The air of authority I now exude is palpable.karlypants wrote:
I was going to say something along those lines!
I might buy one each for Sluffy and Lusty, so they can point out the flaws in each others arguments.
You won't need to thank you very much as I do my research before I state something as a fact and anybody with two brain cells should be able to spot the obvious prejudicial bollocks that Wanderlust frequently posts (then invariably ties himself in knots trying to defend thereafter!).
I am absolutely sick and tired of this shit.
310 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 18:05
Sluffy
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karlypants wrote:I really wish you would just shut the fuck up.Sluffy wrote:boltonbonce wrote:Listen, everyone should have one. The air of authority I now exude is palpable.karlypants wrote:
I was going to say something along those lines!
I might buy one each for Sluffy and Lusty, so they can point out the flaws in each others arguments.
You won't need to thank you very much as I do my research before I state something as a fact and anybody with two brain cells should be able to spot the obvious prejudicial bollocks that Wanderlust frequently posts (then invariably ties himself in knots trying to defend thereafter!).
I am absolutely sick and tired of this shit.
I replied to something Bonce specifically raised.
If you don't want me to talk about it then have a pop at those deliberately raising the issue (even if it is done in fun) and not me simply responding to them.
311 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 19:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just a little joke, aimed at Lusty as well. I'm sure you understand, KP.
Sometimes wonder why I bother.
Sometimes wonder why I bother.
312 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 19:39
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry Bonce, every other post Sluffy makes is generally in reference to Wander and it’s wearing rather thin.boltonbonce wrote:Just a little joke, aimed at Lusty as well. I'm sure you understand, KP.
Sometimes wonder why I bother.
Carry on as you were
313 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 19:48
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Thanks KP. I've got some good stuff upcoming about the world's biggest pair of underpants.karlypants wrote:
Sorry Bonce, every other post Sluffy makes is generally in reference to Wander and it’s wearing rather thin.
Carry on as you were
314 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 19:56
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
Fret ye not, Boncie (as Frankie Howard might say!)boltonbonce wrote:Just a little joke, aimed at Lusty as well. I'm sure you understand, KP.
Sometimes wonder why I bother.
You are a good man with a lovely sense of humour, always aiming to lighten the mood and keeping the site alive and fun, without an ounce of animosity.
Unfortunately, some on here are permanently poised to pounce, even on the tiniest, most innocent remark, determined to find fault and "prove" themselves right.
315 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 20:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Thanks mate. Life's too short as they say. Sluffy's not a bad old stick really.okocha wrote:
Fret ye not, Boncie (as Frankie Howard might say!)
You are a good man with a lovely sense of humour, always aiming to lighten the mood and keeping the site alive and fun, without an ounce of animosity.
Unfortunately, some on here are permanently poised to pounce, even on the tiniest, most innocent remark, determined to find fault and "prove" themselves right.
316 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 21:17
Sluffy
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boltonbonce wrote:Thanks mate. Life's too short as they say. Sluffy's not a bad old stick really.okocha wrote:
Fret ye not, Boncie (as Frankie Howard might say!)
You are a good man with a lovely sense of humour, always aiming to lighten the mood and keeping the site alive and fun, without an ounce of animosity.
Unfortunately, some on here are permanently poised to pounce, even on the tiniest, most innocent remark, determined to find fault and "prove" themselves right.
Thanks for the compliment Bonce.
I took your comment as a joke and as it seems to pass over so many people's heads on here that I need to have to explain myself, I replied as a JOKE too.
They do however say many a true word is spoken in jest and there was more than a little bit in what I replied which was both factual and I thought humorous too - whether people want to see it or not Wanderlust's behaviour is shall we say 'somewhat odd' and as such he makes ME laugh, even if no one else finds it/him funny.
Ok my humour may not be to many people's taste but then again I don't find the running joke of several years standing now, of Karly, Bargain Booze and blow jobs to be funny at all but I've never moaned about it as clearly many do.
I'm not sure why I'm somehow to be made out the bad guy on here as basically all I do has been to lampoon Wanderlust. If he didn't behave in the 'somewhat odd' way in the first place then I would not have anything to lampoon would I?
They say it takes two to Tango, you know...
Bonce knows that, seems most others clearly don't.
317 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Thu May 19 2022, 21:24
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Changing the subject slightly, I've just heard about a chap who loves cheese and blackcurrant jam sandwiches.
Sounds horrible, but I've got a couple of odd pairings myself. Peanut butter and banana, for one,
Cheese and blackcurrant jam is beyond me though.
Sounds horrible, but I've got a couple of odd pairings myself. Peanut butter and banana, for one,
Cheese and blackcurrant jam is beyond me though.
318 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri May 20 2022, 00:34
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Knew someone who likes cheese on a current tea cake. Sounds funky, but might actually be nice…I’ll try it one day
319 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri May 20 2022, 10:14
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
This may sound strange but a sandwich changed my life.boltonbonce wrote:Changing the subject slightly, I've just heard about a chap who loves cheese and blackcurrant jam sandwiches.
Sounds horrible, but I've got a couple of odd pairings myself. Peanut butter and banana, for one,
Cheese and blackcurrant jam is beyond me though.
About three o'clock in the morning in the early 1970's I had the munchies and went to find some food. The only thing that was available was bread, cheese, a green apple and some Golden Syrup - and that sandwich was so good it inspired me to start experimenting with flavour profiles and exploring the world of cookery. When I came back from working in the Middle East for a few years I opened a restaurant and cheffed it for a year to create the menus until I brought pro chefs in, but even now, years later I love cooking as does the missus and we cook from scratch every day unless we're going out for a meal.
From fridge scrapings to fine dining - I'd never have thunk it at the time.
320 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX Fri May 20 2022, 10:28
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I think the humble sandwich is very underrated. I often make a meal of one, and could quite happily live on them if the need arose.wanderlust wrote:
This may sound strange but a sandwich changed my life.
About three o'clock in the morning in the early 1970's I had the munchies and went to find some food. The only thing that was available was bread, cheese, a green apple and some Golden Syrup - and that sandwich was so good it inspired me to start experimenting with flavour profiles and exploring the world of cookery. When I came back from working in the Middle East for a few years I opened a restaurant and cheffed it for a year to create the menus until I brought pro chefs in, but even now, years later I love cooking as does the missus and we cook from scratch every day unless we're going out for a meal.
From fridge scrapings to fine dining - I'd never have thunk it at the time.
Only a pasty on a barm beats a sandwich in my book.
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