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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just had an email offer from Talking Pictures TV.
Six DVD's plus free spud gun and badge. £30.
The spud gun is the deal clincher.
A lot of eye rolling amongst the female members of the Bonce clan, but women just don't get it.
A spud gun! Come on.
You'll be unsurprised to learn that I still have a passable pea shooter, water pistol, and a seriously lethal gat gun, made from wood, a large elastic band and a clothes peg.
The spud gun will be an excellent addition. My last one got jammed and rusty so had to be thrown away.
I'll be ready for anything.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington


I imagine a NUTs band would be something like this, Sluffy would have to be the policeman I guess.
I used to be pretty hot on the piano, my NUT ROCKER was a wonder to behold.  
I will have to get some practice in though before we go public.

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Cajunboy

Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

le de Jersey has been declared to run in the following race:

Tuesday 29 November
12.25 Southwell (Sky Sports) - Vickers Bet Mares' Novices' Handicap Chase (Class 4) 2m4f+

There are nine runners and Nico de Boinville rides. 

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Cajunboy wrote:le de Jersey has been declared to run in the following race:

Tuesday 29 November
12.25 Southwell (Sky Sports) - Vickers Bet Mares' Novices' Handicap Chase (Class 4) 2m4f+

There are nine runners and Nico de Boinville rides. 
Thanks Cajun, I'll check it out. Probably be short odds though.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just got back from my dental check up in Walkden. My usual dentist is still on maternity leave, and I got the Blackpool supporter.
I survived though. We all have to make sacrifices.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Just got back from my dental check up in Walkden. My usual dentist is still on maternity leave, and I got the Blackpool supporter.
I survived though. We all have to make sacrifices.

Who smashed your teeth in this time?

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Who smashed your teeth in this time?
Just a check up Nat. The only pain was the seventy quid I paid out in cab fares. I'd get my bike out if I weren't such a danger to the driving public.

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce wrote:Just a check up Nat. The only pain was the seventy quid I paid out in cab fares. I'd get my bike out if I weren't such a danger to the driving public.

£70 just to get to your dentist? He must be some dentist.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:

£70 just to get to your dentist? He must be some dentist.
She.

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 49 Sexy-hot-redhead-dentist-woman-white-robe-high-heeled-shoes-taking-care-her-patient_613910-13783

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Having had a nice day out at the dentist, and having no interest in the World Cup, I decided to spend the afternoon on ebay.
I bought a bugle.
There's trouble ahead.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

The Fabian Society has increased my subscription, without so much as a by your leave!

I have utility bills to pay. There's no justice. If Wingates Band put their subscription up, I'll be passing round the hat.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bonce's own personal thread. Volume IX - Page 49 Protoje-answer-to-your-name

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Just got the new Kindle Scribe. Not fully into it yet, but I'm wondering if it's value for the three hundred quid plus I paid. scratch

Jocelyn Knockersbury


David Ngog
David Ngog

boltonbonce wrote:Just got the new Kindle Scribe. Not fully into it yet, but I'm wondering if it's value for the three hundred quid plus I paid. scratch
What a waste of money. You stupid ponce.

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Jocelyn Knockersbury wrote:
What a waste of money. You stupid ponce.
Bit strong Jocelyn, you got the painters in by any chance?

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Norpig wrote:
Jocelyn Knockersbury wrote:
What a waste of money. You stupid ponce.
Bit strong Jocelyn, you got the painters in by any chance?

Laughing

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

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