HomeTo be fair, KP, it was a good looking cow. Sounds a bit like Nat's Tinder bio.karlypants wrote:
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241 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Apr 13 2023, 07:06
boltonbonce
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242 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Apr 13 2023, 10:04
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boltonbonce wrote:To be fair, KP, it was a good looking cow. Sounds a bit like Nat's Tinder bio.karlypants wrote:
Theres a very large resemblance to her with that cow. I just can't put my finger on what it actually is with it.
243 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Apr 14 2023, 11:42
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
You pair of massive bitches.
Even as a cow, I'm twice as good looking as you two munters.
Even as a cow, I'm twice as good looking as you two munters.
244 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 18 2023, 10:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Dutch Decoy running at Newmarket today. I took 33/1 early this morning. Has an each way shout.
But don't blame me if you do your money.
But don't blame me if you do your money.
245 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 18 2023, 10:43
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Put the mortgage money on it so it had better do something. Got 28/1 on SkyBetboltonbonce wrote:Dutch Decoy running at Newmarket today. I took 33/1 early this morning. Has an each way shout.
But don't blame me if you do your money.
246 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 18 2023, 15:04
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
You'll get paid out. Came 4th in a photo.Norpig wrote:
Put the mortgage money on it so it had better do something. Got 28/1 on SkyBet
247 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 18 2023, 16:20
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
boltonbonce wrote:
You'll get paid out. Came 4th in a photo.
248 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Apr 19 2023, 11:52
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Blimey! Mind you, if Nat tried this they'd never find the cucumbers.
250 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Apr 20 2023, 08:56
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Blimey! Mind you, if Nat tried this they'd never find the cucumbers.
The Mrs showed me this the other day. Christ knows how she got that lot up her skirt!
251 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Apr 20 2023, 08:58
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I bet The Pope gets away with murder.karlypants wrote:
The Mrs showed me this the other day. Christ knows how she got that lot up her skirt!
252 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Apr 20 2023, 12:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Not sure I like this shirt if I'm honest.
'Knight''? Brings out too many demons. Might use it to clean the windows.
'Knight''? Brings out too many demons. Might use it to clean the windows.
253 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 25 2023, 14:18
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just had a phone call from my mother, informing me that there's a hornpipe ban in Devon.
She's once again taken a firm hold on the wrong end of the stick, but I intend to ride this like a donkey.
I'm calling her back later to tell her about the sea shanty ban in Whitby.
She's once again taken a firm hold on the wrong end of the stick, but I intend to ride this like a donkey.
I'm calling her back later to tell her about the sea shanty ban in Whitby.
254 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Apr 25 2023, 16:29
karlypants
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A horn pipe you sayboltonbonce wrote:Just had a phone call from my mother, informing me that there's a hornpipe ban in Devon.
She's once again taken a firm hold on the wrong end of the stick, but I intend to ride this like a donkey.
I'm calling her back later to tell her about the sea shanty ban in Whitby.
255 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon May 01 2023, 14:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I'm warning everyone. I'm ready for anything. I've got one of these.
258 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed May 03 2023, 10:00
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
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259 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed May 03 2023, 11:23
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Just had my first ever peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Delicious.
I'm 70, and it was this or a parachute jump.
I'm 70, and it was this or a parachute jump.
260 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed May 03 2023, 11:30
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
You'll be wearing a MAGA hat next you plastic yankboltonbonce wrote:Just had my first ever peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Delicious.
I'm 70, and it was this or a parachute jump.
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