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Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X
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282 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sat May 06 2023, 17:08
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Got 40/1 this morning with 365. Paying five places, so a tidy profit.Cajunboy wrote:Fingers crossed.
283 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sat May 06 2023, 17:25
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
GREAT, glad you got on him.boltonbonce wrote:
Got 40/1 this morning with 365. Paying five places, so a tidy profit.
I nearly forgot he was running.
284 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 09 2023, 19:40
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Bonce, were you in Weston-super-Mare this bank holiday weekend?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276
285 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 09 2023, 21:05
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Certainly not. At my age I need to pee at short notice.Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce, were you in Weston-super-Mare this bank holiday weekend?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276
That outfit isn't conducive to speedy relief.
Free willy. I think not.
286 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 09 2023, 21:27
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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boltonbonce wrote:Certainly not. At my age I need to pee at short notice.Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce, were you in Weston-super-Mare this bank holiday weekend?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65536276
That outfit isn't conducive to speedy relief.
Free willy. I think not.
287 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed May 10 2023, 05:19
okocha
El Hadji Diouf
"Free willy"....brilliant!boltonbonce wrote:
Certainly not. At my age I need to pee at short notice.
That outfit isn't conducive to speedy relief.
Free willy. I think not.
288 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun May 14 2023, 16:28
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
DUTCH DECOY
HAMILTON 5.15PM
CD winner in past.
HAMILTON 5.15PM
CD winner in past.
289 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun May 14 2023, 16:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Backed it at 11/2.Cajunboy wrote:DUTCH DECOY
HAMILTON 5.15PM
CD winner in past.
290 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun May 14 2023, 20:14
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Got paid out on 4th so small profit at 13/2 SP.boltonbonce wrote:
Backed it at 11/2.
291 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon May 15 2023, 16:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sod ITV racing, we need more of this.
292 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 16 2023, 16:02
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
GB News. This is what it's come to. He compares Jacinda Ardern to Mussolini!
It gets even more ludicrous at the end when he lights a fag. GB News has become my go to source for top class comedy. How could it not be. Look at the line up.
Dan Wootten
Mark Dolan
Patrick Christys
Nigel Farage
Nana Akua
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Michelle Dewbury
David Starkey
Lady C
Neil and Christine Hamilton
Ann Widdecombe (who appears to have turned into a grotesque amalgam of Danny DeVito and Margaret Rutherford)
I could go on, but my fingers are tired.
It gets even more ludicrous at the end when he lights a fag. GB News has become my go to source for top class comedy. How could it not be. Look at the line up.
Dan Wootten
Mark Dolan
Patrick Christys
Nigel Farage
Nana Akua
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Michelle Dewbury
David Starkey
Lady C
Neil and Christine Hamilton
Ann Widdecombe (who appears to have turned into a grotesque amalgam of Danny DeVito and Margaret Rutherford)
I could go on, but my fingers are tired.
293 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 16 2023, 16:48
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
GBeebies has become a mouthpiece for the Tory party. How they can get away with it and OFCOM just do nothing is crazy. A lot of their presenters are current Tory MP's for Gods sake!
294 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue May 16 2023, 18:21
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Don't get too involved, Norpig. I'm still getting death threats from Sooty.Norpig wrote:GBeebies has become a mouthpiece for the Tory party. How they can get away with it and OFCOM just do nothing is crazy. A lot of their presenters are current Tory MP's for Gods sake!
295 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu May 18 2023, 16:42
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Ile de Jersey has been declared to run in the following race:
Friday 19 May
8.15 Aintree (Racing TV) - Racing TV Mares' Handicap Hurdle (Class 4) 2m4f
There are six runners and Nico de Boinville is booked to ride.
Nicky Henderson says Ile de Jersey is very well at home and he thinks the decent ground and flat track will suit her well at Aintree. Nicky says Ile de Jersey is likely to improve a fraction for her first run of the new campaign, bearing in mind she must shoulder top-weight as she is the highest-rated mare in the line-up. Nicky hopes for a good first run of 2023 for Ile de Jersey at Aintree, and this race can be a stepping stone for the rest of the spring/summer.
Our View: LUTINEBELLA represents the in-form Fergal O'Brien, and won twice last season. She finished fourth in a Listed race at Cheltenham's April meeting last time, and can make the running. TRAPISTA is a consistent mare who also runs over both hurdles and fences. MALAITA won a handicap over 2m4f at Cheltenham's April meeting last time, having won at Carlisle previously. She has risen a total of 9lb in the weights, and must prove herself on this easier track (both Carlisle and Cheltenham have stiff uphill finishes). LATINO FLING last won over 2m7f at Bangor in August 2022 and is now rated 4lb lower after some below-par runs on ground softer than ideal. MOLLIANA won in Jersey last summer, but has plenty to find on her British hurdles form.
ILE DE JERSEY won and was placed over hurdles and loves flat tracks like Aintree. She would have won two of her three chases last season but for falling at the last fence when well clear at Taunton (the eventual winner, Midnight Midge, progressed to win twice more), before failing to cope with soft ground at Leicester (very undulating) in December. Ile de Jersey has plenty in her favour here and we hope for a good run, and this race will hopefully set her up for a successful hurdling/chasing campaign this spring/summer. We consider a value price to be 7/2.
Badge booking for this race is closed.
You wouldn't believe the number of races this horse has been entered for over the last few weeks as Nicky has searched for the perfect conditions ( he hopes) for her first race back on the track.
No each way value bet here.
Friday 19 May
8.15 Aintree (Racing TV) - Racing TV Mares' Handicap Hurdle (Class 4) 2m4f
There are six runners and Nico de Boinville is booked to ride.
Nicky Henderson says Ile de Jersey is very well at home and he thinks the decent ground and flat track will suit her well at Aintree. Nicky says Ile de Jersey is likely to improve a fraction for her first run of the new campaign, bearing in mind she must shoulder top-weight as she is the highest-rated mare in the line-up. Nicky hopes for a good first run of 2023 for Ile de Jersey at Aintree, and this race can be a stepping stone for the rest of the spring/summer.
Our View: LUTINEBELLA represents the in-form Fergal O'Brien, and won twice last season. She finished fourth in a Listed race at Cheltenham's April meeting last time, and can make the running. TRAPISTA is a consistent mare who also runs over both hurdles and fences. MALAITA won a handicap over 2m4f at Cheltenham's April meeting last time, having won at Carlisle previously. She has risen a total of 9lb in the weights, and must prove herself on this easier track (both Carlisle and Cheltenham have stiff uphill finishes). LATINO FLING last won over 2m7f at Bangor in August 2022 and is now rated 4lb lower after some below-par runs on ground softer than ideal. MOLLIANA won in Jersey last summer, but has plenty to find on her British hurdles form.
ILE DE JERSEY won and was placed over hurdles and loves flat tracks like Aintree. She would have won two of her three chases last season but for falling at the last fence when well clear at Taunton (the eventual winner, Midnight Midge, progressed to win twice more), before failing to cope with soft ground at Leicester (very undulating) in December. Ile de Jersey has plenty in her favour here and we hope for a good run, and this race will hopefully set her up for a successful hurdling/chasing campaign this spring/summer. We consider a value price to be 7/2.
Badge booking for this race is closed.
You wouldn't believe the number of races this horse has been entered for over the last few weeks as Nicky has searched for the perfect conditions ( he hopes) for her first race back on the track.
No each way value bet here.
296 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu May 18 2023, 19:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Will probably give this one a miss. I'll lump all my dosh on us to stuff Barnsley.
298 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu May 18 2023, 23:24
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
That’s cheap 🤮
299 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri May 19 2023, 13:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Good creak, if a little short. I may have an extended version later.
300 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri May 19 2023, 15:24
Cajunboy
Frank Worthington
Good luck with that.boltonbonce wrote:Will probably give this one a miss. I'll lump all my dosh on us to stuff Barnsley.
I'm hiding behind the sofa already, not sure if my nerves can stand this match.
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