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321 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Jun 14, 2023 8:38 am
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322 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:41 pm
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Signed up to a shop called OnlyFans. Must be a bit like Ikea, but just for fans. I need a fan in every room at the moment, so I'll have a bit of rummage through their stock.boltonbonce wrote:I'm burning up. Ran out of Lucozade, so it's time to break out the Fentimans Curiosity Cola.
They appear to sell cucumbers too.
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323 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:11 pm
Natasha Whittam
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boltonbonce wrote:Signed up to a shop called OnlyFans. Must be a bit like Ikea, but just for fans. I need a fan in every room at the moment, so I'll have a bit of rummage through their stock. They appear to sell cucumber's too.
I'm sure they'll have an OnlyFan wearing slippers just for you.
324 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Jun 14, 2023 10:49 pm
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This place is terrible. I'm going back to amazon.Natasha Whittam wrote:
I'm sure they'll have an OnlyFan wearing slippers just for you.
I asked if they stocked seven or nine inchers, and I'm getting messages.
And what the hell is a vinegar stroke?
325 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:31 am
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:
And what the hell is a vinegar stroke?
It must be something to do with the pickled onion department that.
326 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:38 pm
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I've been down to the shop to complain.karlypants wrote:
It must be something to do with the pickled onion department that.
327 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Jun 16, 2023 4:58 pm
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DUTCH DECOY
SANDOWN 2.15pm tomorrow.
Don't blame me.
SANDOWN 2.15pm tomorrow.
Don't blame me.
328 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:30 pm
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I'd never blame you Cajun. And to be fair, DD has been very good to me recently.Cajunboy wrote:DUTCH DECOY
SANDOWN 2.15pm tomorrow.
Don't blame me.
15/2 with Bet365.
329 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sat Jun 17, 2023 2:22 pm
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2nd @ 11/1. Unlucky in running. Another small profit.boltonbonce wrote:
I'd never blame you Cajun. And to be fair, DD has been very good to me recently.
15/2 with Bet365.
330 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sat Jun 17, 2023 5:17 pm
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Yes, he's a good value bet for a place, despite not winning this season, often as you know at worthwhile each way odds.
331 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun Jun 18, 2023 4:13 pm
Sluffy
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I saw this and thought it may interest you Bonce as you seem to like old Wanderers photos.
332 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Sun Jun 18, 2023 6:50 pm
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That's a good one , Sluffy. How training methods have changed.
333 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 3:53 pm
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I've bought a violin. Expect to see me at The Bridgewater Hall in no time at all.
334 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:31 pm
Cajunboy
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You will be able to act out your Sherlock Holmes fantasy now.
335 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 4:37 pm
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is your mancave sound proof?boltonbonce wrote:I've bought a violin. Expect to see me at The Bridgewater Hall in no time at all.
336 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 5:08 pm
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Don't worry guys, I've also tried the trumpet and trombone, so this will be easier on the ears. I think.
I might pop round and serenade Nat.
I might pop round and serenade Nat.
337 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 5:11 pm
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:I've bought a violin. Expect to see me at The Bridgewater Hall in no time at all.
Buzz must be excited to listen to you play!
338 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:12 pm
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To infinity........and beyond.karlypants wrote:
Buzz must be excited to listen to you play!
339 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:34 pm
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:To infinity........and beyond.karlypants wrote:
Buzz must be excited to listen to you play!
340 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Jun 20, 2023 10:59 pm
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My brother brought home a violin from school when he was about 10 and proceeded to torture us with it until the day my mum and dad got his end of term report in which the music teacher wrote these exact words...boltonbonce wrote:Don't worry guys, I've also tried the trumpet and trombone, so this will be easier on the ears. I think.
"He is the most enthusiastic member of the school orchestra. Unfortunately he has no talent whatsoever."
Not sure teachers would get away with that sort of honesty these days.
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