Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

Won £25 on Lifeline.

Today I'm mainly putting the bins out.

Just got this from the club. I have not endorsed this.

boltonbonce wrote:Just got this from the club. I have not endorsed this.

BWFC are doing the advertising rounds as I have just had one too the cheeky buggers!

All I can smell is cow shit every where I go today. The farmer must have been muck spreading at the crack of dawn and it can be smelled for miles it’s that bad!

I'm being mocked by my brother because I have a hat brush. What's wrong with a hat brush?

I find it pretty rich coming from a man who, at the age of ten, sported a fur collared car coat, and a paisley cravat.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm being mocked by my brother

Surely this is a daily occurence?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm being mocked by my brother

Surely this is a daily occurence?

karlypants wrote:

You might think so. You've no idea what it was like growing up with what looked like Frank Bough's rent boy.

Doesn't like it when I mention his youthful bed wetting. His side of the room was positively tropical. He steamed three lots of wallpaper off his side. Not often you see a rainbow INSIDE the house.

boltonbonce wrote:
Eating it of course. Make do with Savlon for everything else.

Anyone remember Valderma?

Lovely girl.

Cajunboy wrote:
Lovely girl.

What was that pink ointment called?

boltonbonce wrote:


What was that pink ointment called?

Germolene. That's it. Very odd smell.

GB News at its best.

Just been reading about a gay, Jewish bullfighter from Brooklyn, circa 1945.

Strange where the internet takes you.

boltonbonce wrote:Just been reading about a gay, Jewish bullfighter from Brooklyn, circa 1945.

Strange where the internet takes you.

Nice to know you are keeping active, Boncey.

I was in the IOM recently where I bumped into a couple of unrelated Wanderers supporters resident on the island. I also had a look a look at the Facebook page of Roger Davies, Eddie's only son.

Roger seems to be quite well connected in the active personal fitness community on the IOM but I found it interesting that Bolton Wanderers was never mentioned at all.

Anyway here he is with another well known manxman. I'm sure Sluffy will recognise him.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Nice to know you are keeping active, Boncey.

I was in the IOM recently where I bumped into a couple of unrelated Wanderers supporters resident on the island. I also had a look a look at the Facebook page of Roger Davies, Eddie's only son.

Roger seems to be quite well connected in the active personal fitness community on the IOM but I found it interesting that Bolton Wanderers was never mentioned at all.

Anyway here he is with another well known manxman. I'm sure Sluffy will recognise him.

Did you stay at the Mount Murray, my old boss's place? Think it's the Comis Mount Murray now.

boltonbonce wrote:
Did you stay at the Mount Murray, my old boss's place? Think it's the Comis Mount Murray now.

I did indeed. Its very nice and has been rebuilt since the unfortunate fire.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
I did indeed. Its very nice and has been rebuilt since the unfortunate fire.

Indeed. And I wasn't there when the fire started, so let's put that to bed.