Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X

I'm sorry I even mentioned the sodding jacket.

Bonce making sure the coast is clear before venturing out for the weekly A&E trip.

This could apply to every Nutter on here. Including me. 

I'm sick of politics.

Why are Jiffy Bags called Jiffy Bags? That's what I want to know.

This blew part my head on the way back from the paper shop! Hairy weather.

Christ! It would be like gone with the wind!

karlypants wrote:Christ! It would be like gone with the wind!

What a way to go. I'm a member of the National Trust and this is how they repay me.

I might transfer my allegiance to The Plant Society.

I've got a mug of tea, and six chocolate fingers.

Life is good.

boltonbonce wrote:I've got a mug of tea, and six chocolate fingers.

Life is good.

Sounds great.

I hope you are enjoying it hidden away in your man cave!

karlypants wrote:

Sounds great.

I hope you are enjoying it hidden away in your man cave!

Yes. Watching Dad's Army.

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Sounds great.

I hope you are enjoying it hidden away in your man cave!

Yes. Watching Dad's Army.

Perfect!

karlypants wrote:

Perfect!

Watched two episodes then fell asleep. Only just woken up!
My story is that I've been doing some research, but it hasn't washed.
Still, I've got the kitchen to myself, and I've spotted two ice buns.

This has been knocking around my files for a while now, and I'd be interested to know if this was a common mode of payment back then. Maybe Sluffy or Bob have an idea.
To me it's just an interesting piece of memorabilia.

Good riddance!

Where else to we use the word 'riddance'? I can think of no other context.

It's Sunday morning and I'm bored. Give me a break.

boltonbonce wrote:
What a way to go. I'm a member of the National Trust and this is how they repay me.

I might transfer my allegiance to The Plant Society.

That sounds like a much better idea, Boncey. The NT is awash with the wearisome wokerati.

https://www.restoretrust.org.uk/media-and-press/the-national-trust-has-needlessly-provoked-an-anti-woke-campaign-says-former-chairman-sir-a-hrefhttpswwwtheguardiancomprofilesimonjenkinssimon-jenkinsa

P.S. This is what you get when you try to track down the National Trust accounts.

https://documents.nationaltrust.org.uk/story/annual-report-2023/page/1/1

Central Office in Swindon, the magic roundabout town. Maybe that's where the idea of sending you round in circles comes from.

Ten Bobsworth wrote:
That sounds like a much better idea, Boncey. The NT is awash with the wearisome wokerati.

https://www.restoretrust.org.uk/media-and-press/the-national-trust-has-needlessly-provoked-an-anti-woke-campaign-says-former-chairman-sir-a-hrefhttpswwwtheguardiancomprofilesimonjenkinssimon-jenkinsa

P.S. This is what you get when you try to track down the National Trust accounts.

https://documents.nationaltrust.org.uk/story/annual-report-2023/page/1/1

Central Office in Swindon, the magic roundabout town. Maybe that's where the idea of sending you round in circles comes from.

Bob, you're a man on a mission. 

boltonbonce wrote:
Bob, you're a man on a mission. 

No need for a calculator or spreadsheet to sniff out the Bullshit Brigade, Boncey.