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822 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 09:34
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Disaster! My old mum has seen a mouse in her kitchen.
This will undoubtably require me to pursue every avenue open to me (amazon) to pull together an array of weapons rarely seem in these parts since the end of the war.But I mustn't kill it.
I assume she wants me to reason with it. Failing that, a humane trap would be my only other option.
But what to do with it when I've caught it?
I might be able to sneak it round to my pals house, and carefully let it go.
He's a Tory, so probably more used to rats, but I'm sure he could handle it.
It only comes out at night, so I suppose I'll be up late after the match. Happy days.
This will undoubtably require me to pursue every avenue open to me (amazon) to pull together an array of weapons rarely seem in these parts since the end of the war.But I mustn't kill it.
I assume she wants me to reason with it. Failing that, a humane trap would be my only other option.
But what to do with it when I've caught it?
I might be able to sneak it round to my pals house, and carefully let it go.
He's a Tory, so probably more used to rats, but I'm sure he could handle it.
It only comes out at night, so I suppose I'll be up late after the match. Happy days.
823 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 09:50
karlypants
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824 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 09:54
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Approximation of mum's description, KP.
825 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 09:58
Ten Bobsworth
Frank Worthington
Are you quite sure that's Chelsea v Bolton?boltonbonce wrote:Not sure when this Chelsea/Bolton game was, I think it was 1957, but I'd like to see some modern players on that pitch.
Its a bit grainy but there are no players that I would definitely say are Wanderers.
I don't immediately recognise any Chelsea players either for that matter.
826 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:13
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:Approximation of mum's description, KP.
827 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:16
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Think I'm right. Found another picture online.Ten Bobsworth wrote:
Are you quite sure that's Chelsea v Bolton?
Its a bit grainy but there are no players that I would definitely say are Wanderers.
I don't immediately recognise any Chelsea players either for that matter.
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/474215035748124941/
828 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:27
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Trouble is, the first picture has been badly 'colourised' leading to false colours.
829 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:32
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Certainly tagged as Chelsea on Facebook, but who knows. Anyway, the pitch is still a shocker.
https://www.facebook.com/EnPrimera1/photos/a.757884594419166/1688015071406109/?type=3
https://www.facebook.com/EnPrimera1/photos/a.757884594419166/1688015071406109/?type=3
830 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:38
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
The original B/W picture. Player on right said to be Ralph Gubbins.
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-soccer-league-division-one-chelsea-v-bolton-wanderers-stamford-bridge-106102097.html
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-soccer-league-division-one-chelsea-v-bolton-wanderers-stamford-bridge-106102097.html
831 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Tue Nov 28 2023, 10:40
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Sorry I started this.
832 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Nov 29 2023, 14:08
833 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Nov 29 2023, 14:59
karlypants
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Christ! Back from the dead I see.
Now that really is a “nice to see you, to see you nice”
834 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Wed Nov 29 2023, 15:29
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Looks more like Brucie than this drawing! I thought it was Bill Shankly.karlypants wrote:
Christ! Back from the dead I see.
Now that really is a “nice to see you, to see you nice”
835 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Fri Dec 01 2023, 14:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Mum still worried about the mouse.
What I see.
Mum apparently sees this.
Lord knows what she'll see by next week.
What I see.
Mum apparently sees this.
Lord knows what she'll see by next week.
837 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon Dec 04 2023, 20:18
karlypants
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I was watching a YouTube video this evening and my lad was watching it too with the Mrs playing with her phone. It was someone trying a new sandwich.
I turned to the Mrs and said it looked like a vagina. My lad turned round and said yeah it could be China but I think it’s more Japan meaning the country haha.
The innocence with kids. He’s only 7 bless him.
I must say that it tickled me that
I turned to the Mrs and said it looked like a vagina. My lad turned round and said yeah it could be China but I think it’s more Japan meaning the country haha.
The innocence with kids. He’s only 7 bless him.
I must say that it tickled me that
838 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon Dec 04 2023, 21:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
karlypants wrote:I was watching a YouTube video this evening and my lad was watching it too with the Mrs playing with her phone. It was someone trying a new sandwich.
I turned to the Mrs and said it looked like a vagina. My lad turned round and said yeah it could be China but I think it’s more Japan meaning the country haha.
The innocence with kids. He’s only 7 bless him.
I must say that it tickled me that
My brother went through a similar phase when he was six. He couldn't pronounce vinegar. It always came out vagina. Even I didn't get why our parents were so up tight about it. Whenever family got together, mum always made sure there were no chips on the menu.
839 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon Dec 04 2023, 21:21
karlypants
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boltonbonce wrote:karlypants wrote:I was watching a YouTube video this evening and my lad was watching it too with the Mrs playing with her phone. It was someone trying a new sandwich.
I turned to the Mrs and said it looked like a vagina. My lad turned round and said yeah it could be China but I think it’s more Japan meaning the country haha.
The innocence with kids. He’s only 7 bless him.
I must say that it tickled me that
My brother went through a similar phase when he was six. He couldn't pronounce vinegar. It always came out vagina. Even I didn't get why our parents were so up tight about it. Whenever family got together, mum always made sure there were no chips on the menu.
Haha!
840 Re: Bonce's own personal thread. Volume X Mon Dec 04 2023, 21:37
Sluffy
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boltonbonce wrote:karlypants wrote:I was watching a YouTube video this evening and my lad was watching it too with the Mrs playing with her phone. It was someone trying a new sandwich.
I turned to the Mrs and said it looked like a vagina. My lad turned round and said yeah it could be China but I think it’s more Japan meaning the country haha.
The innocence with kids. He’s only 7 bless him.
I must say that it tickled me that
My brother went through a similar phase when he was six. He couldn't pronounce vinegar. It always came out vagina. Even I didn't get why our parents were so up tight about it. Whenever family got together, mum always made sure there were no chips on the menu.
How about sausages..?
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