Arse wipes

I saw an advert on tv last night, a group of women were discussing baby wipes but for adults, you can get them for adults now, they were saying how hygenic it is to use them after a number 2 and for you men. So anyone already using arsewipes after a dump? is it a good idea? will they block up the bog? or do you just leave them in the bin for the wife or cleaning lady to dispose of.

Use them all the time, lovely on your arse, all fresh and clean.
put them down the loo no prob's.

I use Asda 'shades' butt wipes as they go with the sky blue hue of my bathroom.

I cant imagine wiping my shitter with something wet. I just cant.

(I feel at this point, i have to mention in the spirit of sexual equality that they are not just for removing the remainder of the shit from your ring-piece after a throne session, women also dry their piss-soaked fanny flaps with them after a number one, whereas us blokes [except maybe hipster] just shake our flaccid pork swords)

You are not supposed to put baby wipes down the toilet because they can block your drains. The material they are made from is not biodegradable like toilet paper.

mark leach wrote:You are not supposed to put baby wipes down the toilet because they can block your drains. The material they are made from is not biodegradable like toilet paper.

GEEK!

I thought this would be another Blackburn thread.

Lt. Boon wrote:I thought this would be another Blackburn thread.

It should be- BH can lick his own arse clean

Wet ones are great! - But You still need to then dry ya arse I find...Back to traditional bog roll for me

What a disgusting thing to discuss. Absolutely vile.

ive been using baby wipes for years. i have the bum of a 25 year old baby.

It's just a pity that your pecker lets you down.

Disapointed, thought this was going to be a thread about Bolton fans.

The pure stupidness of this thread made me laugh

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

mark leach wrote:You are not supposed to put baby wipes down the toilet because they can block your drains. The material they are made from is not biodegradable like toilet paper.

GEEK!

Trust me. I'm a plumber.

I find if i use a Brillo Pad once a week, it keeps everything clean and tidy

Anybody ever tried cleaning their teeth with Vim or Ajax used to do it now and again when i was younger.

Toilet paper only does half a job. It eliminates the visible element of the poo, but not the bacteria, which amongst other things causes anal odour. This is where the market for adult baby wipes comes in. I personally think a daily wash with soap and water does the trick.

The French have it right with their bidet but in the UK we have to rely on other methods. For Tagnuts, Clinker or Dangleberries I recommend Andrex Aloe Vera toilet wipes. As well as making your ringpiece more hygienic they also eliminate nasty skid marks.

To help the environment put them in the waste bin rather than flush them down the loo.

Reebok_Rebel wrote:...women also dry their piss-soaked fanny flaps with them ...

This thread is in strong contention for "Thread Of The Year" and the above quote is my nomination for "Post Of The Year".

Oh, the imagery.

Suppose it all goes back to keeping the nether regions clean and not a ball out of place.

Just in case you're involved in a accident and end up in Hospital.