Things that should be against the law but aren't?

1, Men talking about soap operas in pubs.

They should be made to go outside with the smokers if they want to talk about Emerrhoid, Knobenders or Crapiation Street.

2, Putting stickers on apples.

I've got a great idea, let's take this edible fruit and stick something inedible onto it.

3, People calling other people racist when they clearly aren't racist.

These people don't think that it's highly offensive to call other people racist willy nilly. The punishment would be......

First time offender - Fined
Second time offender - Jailed for a year
Third time offender - Stoned to death (No Scott it doesn't mean that ganja smoke will be blown into their face until they giggle themselves to death)

Alright the last one would be hard to implement but it's my thread so I can make it happen.

Third time offender is that they are forced to join the BNP, or UKIP, for at least 5 years, before being stoned to death (as a 4th time punishment) ;-)

The bill has already been passed BWFC71.

So you'll have to vote me out to get it changed.

I vote for an independent land called Boltonia - free from teh shackles of westminster and Brussels and we can trade freely with teh rest of the world and kick-out any non-Bolton fan ;-)

Not supporting your home town football team

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Not supporting your home town football team

Copper Dragon 's this.

People taking the internet seriously - arguing the toss until they are blue in the face with a stranger they don't know the real name of, who they have never actually met, nor ever will - and carry strops, grudges or vendettas on for months and even sometimes years over something the other person as long since forgotten what was ever said or done in the first place!

Spitting in the street should be a death sentence .

Foreign ownership of English football teams. Owners must produce a full British passport for scrutiny before any ' fit and proper ' person tests are applied.

If they argue the toss they must provide supporting proof of loyalty to the club by submitting receipts for last five years season tickets.

Spot on Scott, its disgusting. However, would you play a game of football, where everyone is spitting all the time ? All the footballers do it, and think nothing of sliding tackles. Yuck !

gloswhite wrote:Spot on Scott, its disgusting. However, would you play a game of football, where everyone is spitting all the time ? All the footballers do it, and think nothing of sliding tackles. Yuck !

I think they should have snipers in the crowd, when a player spits they get hit.

It would be a good deterrent .

Religion.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Religion.

Absolutely.

Jehovahs witnesses going round in droves pestering folk.

Loud Ice Cream vans.

Sluffy wrote:People taking the internet seriously - arguing the toss until they are blue in the face with a stranger they don't know the real name of, who they have never actually met, nor ever will

I tried to meet Bernard for a duel and he didn't turn up.

People calling larger than life people fat or fatties.

people calling fat people larger than life

Michael Bolton wrote:People calling larger than life people fat or fatties.

People changing who they support.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Sluffy wrote:People taking the internet seriously - arguing the toss until they are blue in the face with a stranger they don't know the real name of, who they have never actually met, nor ever will

I tried to meet Bernard for a duel and he didn't turn up.

You started it.

And I won.

Put your dummy back in and move on.

scottjames30 wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Spot on Scott, its disgusting. However, would you play a game of football, where everyone is spitting all the time ? All the footballers do it, and think nothing of sliding tackles. Yuck !

I think they should have snipers in the crowd, when a player spits they get hit.

It would be a good deterrent .

Just what i was thinking.