Things that should be against the law but aren't?

Transvestites, politicians,Turd burglars,window cleaners,women that give up and dress like men,Tv adverts,blokes called william,fat fuckers,girls that say and i was like and she was like, slimy know all fuckers,scousers,The irish,The scots,mates that run at the first sign of trouble,women that spit instead of swallowing,burgers that are nothing like the picture,saturday staff in stores,effeminate men,butch women,germans,turks,pantomimes,camp comedians,nissan micra's,jonathon ross,roses,bjork,yoko ono,ollie murs,newsreaders standing up,periods,barrow in furness.

Carrots.

Bald babies, comb overs, Bingo wings, Toothless people, Dentists with bad breath, Women that breast feed in public without getting the other tit out for us look at while the brat is having a good time.

Felching, Welching and Belching.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:people calling fat people larger than life

Fat people referring to themselves as big boned.

Frotting a lady when she's asleep.

Taking a dump and not opening the window so the next poor sod gets it.

Being stuck with Andy walker for so long, how many do I need to get franny lee or Eddie Hopkinson?

Salma Hayek not having a crush on me.

Team bonding session's at work, wtf was that all about.

Angry Dad wrote:Being stuck with Andy walker for so long, how many do I need to get franny lee or Eddie Hopkinson?

It's El Spitter Diouf next.

Can't quite work out how he's a bigger hero than Walker.

The female members of my family who are always having a go when I fart out loud

scottjames30 wrote:Spitting in the street should be a death sentence .

Even worse spitting on a train station platform, instead of onto the rails and stones - there again spitting, full stop, should be made illegal - no need to spit!

I don't understand spitting at all, even while playing sport. I always swallow.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I always swallow.

So the rumours are true

Pervert.