Cunnilingus Warning

Michael Douglas claims that it caused his throat cancer:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22751349

Fanny Batter has never bothered me in the past. I would have thought smoking was a bigger cause.

As a big fan of pleasuring ladies with oral sex this came as a surprise to me.
Even more of a surprise was the article which included the following:
"How can I avoid HPV?
Although condoms do not offer complete protection against HPV, it is still
advisable to use them to minimise the risk of infection. "
Next time I rip a lady's pants off to pleasure her orally I'll make sure I'm wearing a condom - although I'm not exactly sure how that will help.

Perhaps that's where the phrase " tongue tied " comes from?

wanderlust wrote:As a big fan of pleasuring ladies with oral sex.

Probably the most offensive thing I've ever read on a forum.

..or "rubber-lipped"

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:As a big fan of pleasuring ladies with oral sex.

Probably the most offensive thing I've ever read on a forum.

What on earth is offensive about pleasuring a lady?
More to the point, what is wrong with enjoying something that is completely natural and enjoyable for two consenting adults?
And who the f*** are you to question my pleasures?

In my limited experience I have found that many women actually prefer the tongue to the todger.

Reebok Trotter wrote:In my limited experience I have found that many women actually prefer the tongue to the todger.

Whatever you're into that's Ok by me RR. I happen to enjoy oral sex and I can't believe Mary Shitehouse is whingeing about it.
...presumably because she's never had the real deal?

I put it down to PMT.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I put it down to PMT.

Pre Match Tension, bit early for that. Fixtures aren't even out for another two weeks.

Reebok Trotter wrote:In my limited experience I have found that many women actually prefer the tongue to the todger.

That's because you have a dick like a maggots eye lash.

I'm hung like a Hampster but I have a really long tongue.

Well, I'm definately not going to Taco Bell anymore

wanderlust wrote:
What on earth is offensive about pleasuring a lady?

I was about to bite into a chicken kiev when I read your post, and all I could picture was you going muff diving on a walrus.

Cheers.

I bet you ate the Kiev in a different way Nat, you freak

I heard about this years ago,it killed a an aqaintance of mine, he had a black beard which turned ginger where he dribbled the fanny juice down it, his beard was like yosemite sams with the two long ginger streaks either side.If you are at all worried get the dog to do it, when it loses interest slap some marmite on it dog will lap it all day.

Wouldn't it be more hygienic to wash your face with soap and water afterwards?

Angry Dad wrote:I heard about this years ago,it killed a an aqaintance of mine, he had a black beard which turned ginger where he dribbled the fanny juice down it, his beard was like yosemite sams with the two long ginger streaks either side.If you are at all worried get the dog to do it, when it loses interest slap some marmite on it dog will lap it all day.

Absolutely vile.

Seek help.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Seek help.

Or shave the bugger off!